Did anyone see this garbage last night?
They were basically interviewing Kate Middleton's 'family.' I was expecting her sister/brother/first cousins/nan etc... and her parents of course... But what we were subjected to was a bunch of tacky little east end chavs, and a bunch of old codgers who were third cousins of Kate's grandmother's auntie's seventh cousin (or some bollox like that... ) most of who had never even bloody met her! The old codgers (whose grandad was Kate's grandad's second cousins,) and her great great aunt, (who also appeared to not actually know Kate,) just slagged off Kate's nana (her mother's mother,) and said she was a 'materialistic social climber,' who ruled Kate's grandfather with a rod of iron.
All it was was a bunch of jealous bitchy old fannies, who were barely related to Kate at ALL - who had never met her, and never had anything to do with her, and who were just trying to get their fat chavvy faces on telly. The fat minger who claimed to be a 'trainee midwife,' (hope I never give birth in THAT hospital,) said people treat her differently now that she says her 15th cousin, 19 times removed, is Kate Middleton.... (what, they think you're not just a fat chavvy minger who calls herself a trainee midwife, but a fat chavvy minger who calls herself a trainee midwife who thinks she is something special because some distant 25th cousin she has never met is marrying Prince William!) Stupid cow. Stupid programme. And what a waste of an hour!
