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Oh really Lori, your poor kitty! Did a child hurt her? You could try relaxing her with the scent of lavender, I put a teeny drop on the underside of Brambles bed last night and she was far more relaxed. And she'd been left at home alone in the crate for the first time while we went out, I thought she'd not sleep at all last night
~Sparkling Summer~
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
I'll look out for those then ditty thank you we bought some in a tub from the puppy section, she's not interested. She does wolf her meals down though I booked her first vet appointment for next week, I can't wait to have her immunised to we can take her up to SIL's- they have 7 dogs!

yeah...  AJ doesn't like all the treats...   we discovered the puppy bones & the meaty treats through trial & error (& binned a whole lot of rejected ones along the way).

 

and yeah...  I remember dying to take AJ out...  we all had cabin fever by the time he'd had his second jabs & was ready to go out into the world 

 

they're like babies though Summer...   they can be a bit off colour after they have had their jabs..   AJ still is after his annual booster each year (though he hasn't had it this year... cos he can't have it whilst he is on the steroids...  he's actually gonna have to have the full vaccinations again when he's finally off the meds)

 

FGS GET PET INSURANCE!!!      I wish we had! 

Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
Oh really Lori, your poor kitty! Did a child hurt her? You could try relaxing her with the scent of lavender, I put a teeny drop on the underside of Brambles bed last night and she was far more relaxed. And she'd been left at home alone in the crate for the first time while we went out, I thought she'd not sleep at all last night

Not that I know of. It's unfortunate, though: I have three grandchildren, two of whom are little ones. Our daughter doesn't like Kenji anymore, and wants him locked up as soon as they come over.

 

I'll try the lavender, though--that may help!

Lori

He starts by meowing in a certain tone, and that's when I know to shoo him out of the room. Most cats, if they don't like someone, will just make themselves scarce. Not Kenji. He's gonna be sociable even if it kills someone. 

 

I am also a sucker for puppies. I want a beagle pup so bad I can taste it. I have to keep saying, "Other people's puppies. Other people's puppies. Other people's puppies." It's my mantra. 

Lori
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
Ditty, I got a little puppy collar & lead but haven't tried it yet- when did you do that for AJ? And how?

hahahahahahaha...  ok...  we bought a collar & lead...   and he didn't mind wearing the collar in the house, before he was allowed out.. he was cool with it.

 

But we soon realised that it wasn't going to work for us on a lead...  he has a thick neck & like my childhood cairn terrier...   was a houdini with a lead and collar..  he would just slip the collar & be off.

 

So AJ doesn't actually have a collar...   he has a harness & Lead.

 

I really prefer the harness...    It feels much more 'respectful' than leading him round by his neck as well. 

 

There is the whole ID thing...  and we did used to make him wear a collar as well... just for that... we just wouldn't attach the lead to it.   He hasn't been wearing a collar for a while now though..   since being ill & stuff.  And  as he's stopped trying to tunnel out of the back garden I don't really see the point in putting one back on him 

 

Its a personal choice thing I think 

Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
Oh Crikey Lori, you need the cesar Milan of cats. Who knows what they'd like to tell us but can't Does kenji hiss at the kiddies?

THERE IS A CAT WHISPERER IN THE US!!!!


We have been watching reruns of a show called "My Cat from Hell"... and there is this cat whisperer bloke and he was fab!!

 

WAY WAY better than Ceser Milan (who is a bit crap imo)  

Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by Lori:

That's a great show, too. I keep waiting for the one about the cat that used to like small children and now scratches and bites them, but I'm not seeing it. And Mr Lori won't let me call him.

YAY!!  you've seen it!!

 

I love it...    cos I really don't talk cat...   but have been trying to learn!

 

 

Watching this show has taught me so much!!

 

 

Call him Lori... or email him  

Dirtyprettygirlthing
It's probably on you tube Lori Ditty, mr summer would prefer her to not have a collar because borders like to stick their head in holes etc and he doesn't want her getting caught up on anything. He always used those chain leads that you loop through the end to create a noose type thing- not an actual noose but you know what I mean.. I'd like her to wear a collar when she comes to work, just in case I have to grab her in an emergency. It's a busy road out there
~Sparkling Summer~
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
Renton, lol She LOVES it when you pop the tea towel over her face and rough her up!!! She rolls on her back and laps it up

Ha ha ha

One Xmas our dog was looking a bit bored so we brought the duvet down, rolled him up in it and dragged him round the room - he went mad with excitement LOL

Saint
Just before the tail starts..? My BIL's terrier loves that! He proper torments her too, I think you'd appreciate it. One time I said to him "does that dog make any noise? I've never heard her bark" To which he replied "watch this" He went and got a stuffed fox head off the wall from a cupboard somewhere and she instantly went berserk!!!!!! He wound her up something crazy with it
~Sparkling Summer~
Originally Posted by ~Sweet Easter Bunny~:
It's probably on you tube Lori Ditty, mr summer would prefer her to not have a collar because borders like to stick their head in holes etc and he doesn't want her getting caught up on anything. He always used those chain leads that you loop through the end to create a noose type thing- not an actual noose but you know what I mean.. I'd like her to wear a collar when she comes to work, just in case I have to grab her in an emergency. It's a busy road out there

I don't like choke chains at all Summer...   I am quite strongly against them.

 

I agree about having a collar to hold onto, in the shop & stuff...     so yeah... stick a puppy collar on her now too.  (it is a disadvantage that we don't have a collar to grab hold of when we are holding AJ back from something)

 

You could always have her wear a collar all the time...  but then a harness to attach a lead to when you take her out 

Dirtyprettygirlthing
Originally Posted by Lori:

Sounds like the perfect dog, Sweet!

 

I'm supposed to give Kenji a pill every day, and I bought these special treats that have a hole in them for the treat. He can tell there's a pill in them, and won't eat it that way. I have to cram the pill down his throat and THEN give him the pill-free treat. 


How to Give a Cat a Pill 

1.
 Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left 
arm as if holding a baby.

Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's 
mouth and gently apply pressure to cheeks while holding 
pill in right hand As cat opens mouth, pop pill into mouth.
 

Allow cat to close mouth and swallow.


2.
 Retrieve pill from floor and cat from behind sofa.
 


Cradle cat in left arm and repeat process.


3.
 Retrieve cat from bedroom, and throw soggy pill away. 

4. Take new pill from foil wrap, cradle cat in left arm, 
holding rear paws tightly with left hand.


;
Force jaws open and push pill to back of mouth with right 
forefinger. Hold mouth shut for a count of ten.


5.
 Retrieve pill from goldfish bowl and cat from top of wardrobe.

Call spouse in from the garden.


6.
 Kneel on floor with cat wedged firmly between knees, 
hold front and rear paws.
 

Ignore low growls emitted by cat. Get spouse to hold head 
firmly with one hand while forcing wooden ruler into mouth. 
Drop pill down ruler and rub cat's throat vigorously.


7.
 Retrieve cat from curtain rail. 

Get another pill from foil wrap. Make note to buy new ruler 
and repair curtains. Carefully sweep shattered figurines 
and vases from hearth and set to one side for gluing later.

8.
 Wrap cat in large towel and get spouse to lie on cat with 
head just visible from below armpit.
 

Put pill in end of drinking straw, force mouth open with 
pencil and blow down drinking straw


9.
 Check label to make sure pill not harmful to humans and 
drink one beer to take taste away. Apply band-aid to spouse's 
forearm and remove blood from carpet with cold water and soap.
 

10. Retrieve cat from neighbor's shed.



Get another pill. Open another beer. Place cat in cupboard, 
and close door onto neck, to leave head showing. Force 
mouth open with dessert spoon. Flick pill down throat with elastic band.


11.
 Fetch screwdriver from garage and put cupboard door back on hinges. Drink beer. Fetch bottle of scotch. Pour shot, drink.
 


Apply cold compress to cheek and check records for date of last tetanus shot. Apply whiskey compress to cheek to disinfect.  Toss back another shot. Throw tee-shirt away and fetch new one from bedroom.



12.
 Call fire department to retrieve the #$%^&* cat from the top of the tree across the road. Apologize to neighbor who crashed into fence while swerving to avoid cat.

Take last pill from foil wrap.


13.
 Using heavy-duty pruning gloves from shed, tie the little 
*&#%^'s front paws to rear paws with garden twine and bind tightly to leg of dining table. Push pill into mouth followed by large piece of filet steak. Be rough about it. Hold head vertically and pour two pints of water down throat to wash pill down.
 



14.
 Consume remainder of scotch. Get spouse to drive you to the emergency room. Sit quietly while doctor stitches fingers and forearm and removes pill remnants from right eye. Call furniture shop on way home to order new table. 




15.
 Arrange for RSPCA to collect mutant cat from hell and call 
local pet shop to see if they have any hamsters.
 



How To Give A Dog A Pill

1. Wrap it in bacon and toss it in the air.
 



2. All done!

FM

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