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Was driving before
and my new phone went off
I only bought it today first one in 20 odd years lol,
now I got Frwends need one
and I answered it first call I got ...
was shrink saying why had I missed her appointment ?
I told her was not well just going home ...
I then saw the Police car behind and they turned their Blue lights on ...
I panicked and shot through a red light at a junction ...Frowner
I did for a split second think about trying to shake them off.........LOL
I pulled over and went sat in the back of Police car as these two cops who looked all of 12yr
started on me ...
I hope you didnt think you could speed away ...??
well thats using your mobile phone while driving thats 3 points and ÂĢ60 fine
then theres driving through a red light thats 6 points and a fine ...
lets see who you are??
I told them my name and address and they asked if I was on warrent ..?
I told them No then he got the feedback and turned
and said Oh youre a bit of a bad boy then ..!!!
cheeky lil kid .. Mad
I thought piss off it was 20 yrs ago I was badly ill mental beat up half of Bpool police/filth...LOL
til they knocked me in 3 month coma ,
an then ended up in secure mental unit !!!!!!

I thought oh God they are going to poo themselves and start handcuffing me ...
and lock me up for my illness
as I had babbled that call was my shrink ..
they then wanted to know what was my mental illness and was I ok to drive ...?
I told them and shrink knows I drive... Thumbs Up
I then told them I have and advocate /lawyer type women ...
It all changed their manner from being patronising dickheads to treating me properly ..
Then I dont know if God was looking down on me or my Dad ???????
their computer hand held device wouldnt work ....hahahahahahaha
they then begrudgingly gave me a caution and warning an let me go ...lol *thumbs*

Result ...lol
I fought the Law and I won ....lol

ever had a good result fom the Cops ...

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Agree with Lal - using a mobile & driving is not a good idea. Shake Head Don't do it again Mike or Yogi will come round with her whip!! Devil

When I worked as a Courier I was told to shift by Plod as I was there too long - but not before giving me a long lecture about the errors of my ways (while an instance of burglary or violence happened in another part of town perhaps occured). I'm sure that being sarcastic to the public and being condescending is a requirement in police training. Mad
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quote:
Originally posted by Proggers:
Agree with Lal - using a mobile & driving is not a good idea. Shake Head Don't do it again Mike or Yogi will come round with her whip!! Devil

When I worked as a Courier I was told to shift by Plod as I was there too long - but not before giving me a long lecture about the errors of my ways (while an instance of burglary or violence happened in another part of town perhaps occured). I'm sure that being sarcastic to the public and being condescending is a requirement in police training. Mad


i would but i appear to have misplaced the naughty thread
*yogi Bear*
Trix-ster

*leaves sackcloth and ashes on ....lol*
Im sorry about your case ....
Thumbs Up
and Sorry you got a dickhead .... Mad


anyway
I did once and first time anwsered phone got busted ...by The Bill

I will never do it again ...... Thumbs Up

Im sorry if Im being flippant here but if not,
I would go and get in the stocks,
and be shouted/jeered at, and have rotten fruit thrown at me ..lol
Mike Strutter
There's so many gadgets on car steering wheels now that in my job (driving different cars everyday) using a mobile while driving would be a lot easier than remembering how to get the speedo to display my speed instead of the mpg's.
Bet the usa mods are laughing at us while cruising on the phone talking about the goings on BB USA. Laugh
Kev
quote:
Originally posted by King Kev:
There's so many gadgets on car steering wheels now that in my job (driving different cars everyday) using a mobile while driving would be a lot easier than remembering how to get the speedo to display my speed instead of the mpg's.
Bet the usa mods are laughing at us while cruising on the phone talking about the goings on BB USA. Laugh


Irritated the hell out of me when in car with my daughter, singing along happily to a 'tune' and it changed.....did'nt see daughter lean over and change station.....went on for ages with her telling me she had a dodgy radio.....
Syd
quote:
Originally posted by Mike Strutter:
Kev

I told you trying to get back Im a dino ...
Big Grin Thumbs Up


fact .......is I need help ...mate Big Grin

Syd

I told shrink about this issue ....
there were talking about me on radio *Paranoid*

an back
till explained it .... Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Laugh Thumbs Up


Dont laff ....hahahahahaha


Not laughing Mike....I just told my daughter to take her hands off the steering wheel when I am singing.....how very dare she switch channels when I am in full flow!!!!
Syd

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