quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I always tip 15%.. especially if I want to go back and have food that hasn't been spat in..
I rarely complain about a waitress here. When I was just out of high school I worked in a restaurant for a little while and I saw just how hard the gals work.
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:OOOH! Am I?quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Don't slap KG!
She's under The Godmother's () protection.
Me real Godmother is dead so I hope you've got me a new one
Read back darlin'.
By the same logic, maybe she should be "Legally Blonde" - on account that she's both.
Legal being over the age of 18?
THE Godmother.. not Forum Godmother..
There is only one title I would want and I'm not allowed on account of it has swears in it.
There is only one title I would want and I'm not allowed on account of it has swears in it.
quote:PMFSL Fracas! How are you, bint? Ain't seen you for donks!
I'm super, really super.
quote:Do you know how to embed Choobies properly
Yes.
quote:cos I'll stick the theme-choon up if someone tells me how to do it LOL xxx
I could just you tube it?
We all know it anyway.
I'll start...
...It's time to play the music
It's time to light the lights...
Although I always preferred the mna mna song.
:yes:
quote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
I rarely complain about a waitress here. When I was just out of high school I worked in a restaurant for a little while and I saw just how hard the gals work.
I used to have a couple of restaurants. My staff worked hard, so were tipped big, which meant they played hard too. They all drove me nuts...but I really did love 'em
quote:rarely complain about a waitress here. When I was just out of high school I worked in a restaurant for a little while and I saw just how hard the gals work.
Bang right young Dave, done it too, and tips supplement a meagre income.
quote:on account of me being Italian
I'll have a 99 with raspberry sauce please, and some, like, pesto?
This was a sports pub and the girls worked so hard! On top of it every drunk fellow in the place had to try to make a pass at them, which was the last thing any of the gals wanted while they were trying to serve dinners and drinks. They earned everything they walked out of there with.
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:on account of me being Italian
I'll have a 99 with raspberry sauce please, and some, like, pesto?
would you like some pizzaiola sauce with that?
quote:every drunk fellow in the place had to try to make a pass at them
*licks pencil* and where did you say this bar was..
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:on account of me being Italian
I'll have a 99 with raspberry sauce please, and some, like, pesto?
Oh yes!
Can I have Chicken Alfredo with Marinara instead of Alfredo? And extra chicken? And NO FRIES!
Sir, it doesn't come with fries.
What, I want fries!
*head spins*
quote:would you like some pizzaiola sauce with that?
If it's Italian, bang it on
Hang on is pizzaiola wee? In that case, only a bit thankyou.
Most of my English customers would ask for a Piccata alla Milanese (veal escalope), with a side order of spaghetti with tomato sauce 
We have the Americans to thank for that
We have the Americans to thank for that
I am going home. And since it is my first night not on duty in a week I'm going to "accidentally" forget my glasses at the office and fall asleep in front of the TV that I can't even get my eyes to focus on.
Gnight Dave 
*thanks Gawd she's not driving anywhere near where the fella who has 'forgotten' his glasses is driving*
Night Dave..
Night Dave..
quote:Originally posted by fracas:quote:would you like some pizzaiola sauce with that?
If it's Italian, bang it on
Hang on is pizzaiola wee? In that case, only a bit thankyou.
No, you nutter!
It's not wee.It can taste like wee if it's badly prepared though.......
Night Dave
I like puttanesca.. but not with spaghetti
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Most of my English customers would ask for a Piccata alla Milanese (veal escalope), with a side order of spaghetti with tomato sauce
We have the Americans to thank for that
They would have called it tomato gravy.
I grew up in a very small town that was mostly first and second generation Italian immigrants. Most were family to each other and from the same part of Italy, though I was too young at the time to know and too dumb to ask from where. Anyway, they would have kicked you right out of the restaurant for something like that.
quote:Most of my English customers would ask for a Piccata alla Milanese (veal escalope), with a side order of spaghetti with tomato sauce
It's like the Angles going out for curry, another curry, maybe a bhuna, frig it, another bhuna, samosa, tandoori chicken, tandoori prawns, popadums, rice, chips and nan bread.
Mind you, I Iove a beefburger with a casserole side. Doesn't everybody?
Where's my blinking 99?
Only a little bito of pizzithingy sauce tho.
Ahquote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by *KG*:OOOH! Am I?quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
Don't slap KG!
She's under The Godmother's (
Me real Godmother is dead so I hope you've got me a new one
Read back darlin'.TubbsTupps seems to think "Forum Godmother" would be a good title for me- on account of me being Italian. Go figure
By the same logic, maybe she should be "Legally Blonde" - on account that she's both.
Hums Godfather choon ............. quote:Originally posted by tupps:
*thanks Gawd she's not driving anywhere near where the fella who has 'forgotten' his glasses is driving*
Night Dave..
I only need them to read :P
(and not having them makes for great excuses to get me out of things I don't want to do)
quote:Anyway, they would have kicked you right out of the restaurant for something like that.
You're lucky you kept your organs.
Hey Tubbs, its much nicer with linguini *nods* Clings better *runs*quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I like puttanesca.. but not with spaghetti
I still can't get my head around the concept of a tomato gravy.. that's just wrong..
quote:Originally posted by *KG*:Hey Tubbs, its much nicer with linguini *nods* Clings better *runs*quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I like puttanesca.. but not with spaghetti
*triangles like she's Linda McCartney*
There you fracas, darlin....the pizzaIOLA sauce is inside the cone. Buon appetito
Those should be mushy peas..
LMFAO! Dear Dave, you need to be around us more, in order to 'hone' your lying shite to perfectionquote:Originally posted by Dave - GaGa:
I am going home. And since it is my first night not on duty in a week I'm going to "accidentally" forget my glasses at the office and fall asleep in front of the TV that I can't even get my eyes to focus on.
Trust me, we're good
*bletch!* WTF is THAT?!!!!! Get it off my screen - another hurl's pending *upchucks*quote:Originally posted by evviva!:
There you fracas, darlin....the pizzaIOLA sauce is inside the cone. Buon appetito
quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I still can't get my head around the concept of a tomato gravy.. that's just wrong..
Try it in a place I know in Positano....you'll change your mind.
I'm outta here. Nighty night, guys
xquote:There you fracas, darlin....the pizzaIOLA sauce is inside the cone. Buon appetito
That looks ****in magic.
Can't be real, no carrotsquote:Originally posted by tupps:
Those should be mushy peas..
Night Deegs x
quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I still can't get my head around the concept of a tomato gravy.. that's just wrong..
Try it in a place I know in Positano....you'll change your mind.
I'm outta here. Nighty night, guys
That's where my nonna came from. I can't say anyone has served me up a tomato gravy when I've been there though. Or maybe they thought I'd expect a Yorkshire pudding with it and called it something exotic like 'jus'.
Night night..
quote:LMFAO! Dear Dave, you need to be around us more,
Seriously Dave, you don't.
Oi Tubbs, you said' Nonna' - so you're Italian eh?quote:Originally posted by tupps:quote:Originally posted by evviva!:quote:Originally posted by tupps:
I still can't get my head around the concept of a tomato gravy.. that's just wrong..
Try it in a place I know in Positano....you'll change your mind.
I'm outta here. Nighty night, guys
That's where my nonna came from. I can't say anyone has served me up a tomato gravy when I've been there though. Or maybe they thought I'd expect a Yorkshire pudding with it and called it something exotic like 'jus'.
Night night..
The Puttanesca pasta should have given it away, but I know its story and I'm black LOL x