Tell me about it,  after a zillion years of raising a million kids, and cooking the same amount of sunday lunches,  it's great to just shove somet frozen in the oven you really fancy  
Now I'm stuffed with gorgonzola gnocchi and crusty bread
Enjoy your chicken & cauli cheese

See what youve done now!! I just got the chicken home and now I want gnocchi and crusty bread!  Damn you woman!

I am cooking a pork joint for our Sunday dinner - with roasties, yorkies, cabbage and lots of gravy!  And an Apple Crumble for afters.  I really need to get started soon!

But are you having Yorkshire Pudding with that Aunt Bessie?

I was talking about carotino. I`ve no idea what you`re talking about from where you`re sitting. I`m really not interested.

Too right you do, bimey woman, it won't be done until next sunday at this rate!

No, I doubt that you are interested in anything resembling the truth or the facts.  Cinds and her husband have been the target of attack for over a week now.  Who instigated it all?  Carotino.

I really can't be bothered with you or your "friends" anymore.  It's really pathetic.

Why is it beyond some peoples grasp that if a woman has internet access at home then it logically follows that her husband has internet access too.

Stop trying to be logical and buy some tinned fruit!

Afternoon Leccy

That sounds lush.

back again, what have i missed?

Sod off you big inflatable trouble maker

is everyone cooking sunday dinner?

Afternoon Trollop

Hello again Big D.

now you know i DO exist, big boy

im not i was banking on one of my friends taking pity on me and inviting me round..but they didnt...buggers! so im thinking pizza

We haven`t. I did think your reply was nonsensical. My reply is allowed whether you agree with it or not...simply.
I`m leaving this thread now. I could argue all day but I prefer the positive to the negative.
Some people obviously thrive on negativity..I don`t. Carry on. This not aimed at you trollop..it`s a general observation. Watch the page count increase.

I'm having a lemsip, I caught GeordieMackem flu on the metro

hello lecky

I know Daddy!

can i change my handle, it sounds like i have a huge gut

Awww Gyps we have enough....come over!! Might not be much left by the time you get here!

Thats ok you balance yourself out in other areas

is the word,geordiemackem, like one of them oximoron words, they just dont go together!

I had my swine flu injection yesterday so its ok, I can still kiss ur snout!!

Id have eaten the satnav by the time i arrived KEEP RIGGGGHHHT

wheres carotino, he sounds like one of lifes victims, always having a go or dig at someone

Youre just bloody ungrateful! I can save you a drumstick?

ah gypsie, we have yet to meet, hello

Hello Big D, I know your real even though we havent met yet

i need to go now to walk the dogs, see you later, i might have a turn when i get home tonight, bye

Is it conta..contage..catching ?

I think it is but I was on from Sunderland to Newcastle so one of them gave me it.
Aww kiss me Trollopy

This must be the longest introduction ever!

I intended to leave this thread until I saw this.
I couldn`t give a shit about cinds and her "husband"  If any of Cinds "friends" had started the same threads as carotino did, it would be taken as humour...just as he intended. But oh no the mob comes out and takes it purposefully wrong. That`s how they thrive..they love it..trouble.
Now THAT`S pathetic!

Can we have DNA before you leave please

Whatever form it comes in were not fussy!

Probably but when I sneeze I'll blow it in the other direction so I don't infect you *is all heart*

Ta Ra Big D, see you later

a true friend