HOLY COW it's a bit early on a Sunday for the mentals to be out.
Suzi just repeat after me....'I do believe in fairies, I do!'
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HOLY COW it's a bit early on a Sunday for the mentals to be out
They are the same as normal people you know! Dont be prejudiced. Its a rumour that the mentals only post of an evening with a skin full
read back darling suzi, they didn`t 
the mentals have been caught out..what a bummer!
the mentals have been caught out..what a bummer!
It's a good job my wonky wheeled drinks trolley is out of service at the moment then.
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read back darling suzi, they didn`t
Read again 
Well, darling Suede, as you can clearly see, they both posted at the same time, 23:16.
However, since when has FACT ever stood in the way of you and yours?
However, since when has FACT ever stood in the way of you and yours?
Cinds I think you have something to prove....i smell a public stoning...you will be put in shackles and dragged around the North, pelted with tinned fruit for your imaginary husband....too funny
Ah, where has Suede gone? And more importantly, why doesn't s/he post under his/her more recognised ID?
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Ah, where has Suede gone? And more importantly, why doesn't s/he post under his/her more recognised ID?
More to the point does anyone really care?!!
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More to the point does anyone really care?!!
Apparently someone does, why else post under an alter ID?
come on down mr cinds
Poor poor Mr Cinds 
Cinds
, this is funny.
, this is funny.
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come on down mr cinds
Was that an invite? Cant you find your own fella to sort you out?!!
Shown up for the nutty proffessor that you are Cinds!! I hope you are hanging your head in shame
*gathers more tinned fruit*
*gathers more tinned fruit*
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Cant you find your own fella to sort you out?
Stealing someone elses husband 
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HOLY COW it's a bit early on a Sunday for the mentals to be out.
No irony whatsoever 
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Stealing someone elses husband
Even worse, someone elses imaginary husband
I'm starting to wish he was just a figment of my imagination the freakin smell he's just left behind!!
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No irony whatsoever
Indeed....can I sell you some tinned fruit?
Suede leaves and Carotino shows up?
If I were paranoid, I could add 1+1 and come up with rubbish!
If I were paranoid, I could add 1+1 and come up with rubbish!
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Suede leaves and Carotino shows up? If I were paranoid, I could add 1+1 and come up with rubbish
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can I sell you some tinned fruit?
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If I were paranoid, I could add 1+1 and come up with rubbish!
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Don't worry if you don't get it Suzi
Its ok cartino, its already been explained how random your posts are and how we shouldnt really pay any attention to you....so we dont! Reference:carotino
Don't worry if you don't get it Suzi
As far as I can see, there is nowt to get. Suede is an alter ID and only shows up when there is a ruck and then promptly disappears. Usually only when she has a gaggle to back her/him up.
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You should set up a stall.
Can I borrow your wonky trolly to go down to Lidl? I think its going to be a long day and I'm down to my last two tins of pineapple chunks....i fear for you....i really do
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pineapple chunks.
I love being splattered with pineapple chunk 
I dont think they are planning on taking the contents OUT of the tin you idiot!
It was rhyming slang! 
That might rhyme in 'Cinds World' but who the hell knows what goes on in there? Bog roll angels, imaginary husbands, wonky drinks trolly....woman sounds like a freak if you ask me?
But she wears great shoes
But she wears great shoes
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its ok cartino, its already been explained how random your posts are and how we shouldnt really pay any attention to you....so we dont!
I do, so do many others 
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That might rhyme in 'Cinds World' but who the hell knows what goes on in there? Bog roll angels, imaginary husbands, wonky drinks trolly....woman sounds like a freak if you ask me? But she wears great shoes