Cinds did you hire some sort of Male Escort to pretend to be your husband on the phone and when I met you
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best pair of knickers ive ever seen had written on them, "it aint gonna lick itself"
LOL!!
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to be honest, i dont know much about footy, i was always last to get picked at school, but it is always a good excuse to go to the pub.
Down the pints
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carotino offline 3629 Forum Posts Today at 00:29 (Edited: ) It means I'm loaded with a nice bike collection and you are Cinds
going so soon?
I know nothing about dogging, I am a nice girl, who only sniffs her fellas squash wash 
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Down the pints
trust me Darlo he does
Hello Mr.Cinds!
hello karma
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t wasn't good Thoroughly dissappointed. Chipping Camden.
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trust me Darlo he does
I believe you Cinds, but do you?
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eh
Dammit, missed again!
Mr Cinds! Could you stop wooing her for five minutes till she does my avatar picture please? 
Oh no! I missed him again! Quite amusing few minutes though.
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I believe you Cinds, but do you?
Do I what?
Poor Inflatable Dan 
Poor Mental FM's
Funny thread though!
Poor Mental FM's Funny thread though!
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Poor Inflatable Dan Poor Mental FM's Funny thread though!
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I gave me a few laughs! I can't imagine why anyone would think that Big D is imaginary though. Of course, there have been lots of things said and done here that have baffled me.
Nothing baffles me anymore....just laugh and point! Morning Suzi xx
Good morning! 
Or should I say Aunt Bessie?
Stop it! I am still very upset.
I am still very upset.
Did he come in the end then?
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Did he come in the end then?
He has made two appearances and was spoken very rudely to. Apparently, he doesn't exist. 
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Did he come in the end then?
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Stop it! I am still very upset.
(((Hugs)))
Poor Mr D....I expect he will get back on his bike and cycle across the Pennines with a crate of beer to consol himself.
That sounds more like torture than consolation 
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Did he come in the end then?
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I expect he will get back on his bike and cycle across the Pennines with a crate of beer to consol himself.
He gave the bike away after that episode
Shut up woman....you and your vivid imagination
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Shut up woman....you and your vivid imagination
He could pretend in the living room on an exercsie bike.
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He could pretend in the living room on an exercsie bike
Hahahahahahahaha! In his red pants!!
Awwww Cinds dont be sad! I dont fight insanity....I enjoy it! *kissy*
cinds must be going gaga signing in and signing out
good afternoon cinds/mr D .lets see you post together..make it quick..hurry hurry
good afternoon cinds/mr D .lets see you post together..make it quick..hurry hurry
Awwwww, bless. Another one. If you bother to read back instead of relying on "reports" you will see that Big D and Cinds posted at the same time last night.
Of course that doesn't fit in with your conspiracy theories, does it?
Of course that doesn't fit in with your conspiracy theories, does it?
PMSL....this is too funny!!
That it is, Trollop! That it is!
Cinds RUN!!! Get the foot pump out quick....Big D is required....RIGHT NOW!!