Not the old..*just touch it*....

I think it was the Lalalalala, the thing you can have Vagazzled....

I just got what Croc meant. .spotted the extra bit she added to my quote..

I think I better step out I am rubbish at this wude stuff when tis in public..  get all silly and embarrassed..

Turtely....

I'm knocking one out to a certain fm (stocking manufacturer) as we speak  

oh my days

[why am I still here ]

I've got you lined up next Olly  

Under a palm tree.

runs away.. chase me chase me   very fast

Special request for Velvet and Olly .

*hides behind Olly*...Who is obviously braver than me...

You're definately next after Olly.

@8.00 -  to include rejuvenation.

Be there or be square Lee  

omg I used to know the words of that song off by heart

I'd forgotten about it

at this rate velvet is going to need some soothing lotion...

apply it yourself tho

[defo leaving thread now ]

OMG I am in fits laughing here tbh,Mr L is asking what's so funny but I daren't tell him.....velvet just so you know I'm not easy pleased are you up for the job a happily married woman

I can't help myself  

I'm on six a day.

He's looking paid in kind from you Olly.-------> lotion.

sends out for regular supply of water melons for Velvet. .


minus the microwave

oops I'm still here

You know sperm banks pay don't you,you could be onto a winner here Velvet.

I've flopped now   

Time to get the Angie Dickinson out 

Ooo err!

Policewoman or Dressed to Kill ?

She looks like my aunt so it's  a win win 

Hold on......

Hmmm compulsive reading. Everyone is waiting for someone to get naughty - Oh! they did.

Time for dinner..

Stunna.

Any Gena Rowlands...I'm right in the mood     

The back of a Chevelle in the Hills.

You'll all go blind

Coming right up.

Gena and John made class cinema   

Matron is watching you...

anyways...  going back to the OP... 

I don't know any women that get the hump when the menfolk sort themselves out..   but there is definitely a lot of menfolk who resent/get the hump with wimmin cos they have prefer spending time with their rabbits! (other such devices are available )

That is one brilliant piece of video Lee  

Velvet is watching you,he has a thing about a lady in uniform.

Ideally He should watch her whilst they both enjoy a bit of DIY - Jobs a good'un 

I have my pjs on

i did see this on the jezza kyle show today and the wife made her husband take a lie detector test to prove he was not a cheat , she was miffed to say the least , she said the bed was awash with tissues   he says her keep on accusing him of faking it put him off

For now.

Oh gawd, I know I shouldn't really but .

I saw Jezza....maybe his grip is tighter....