I don't believe Marianne has cooked for A list celebs! Maybe made a sandwich for Paul O grady or summat  but that's about it.

I don't want Marianne to win....ugh!

I want Steve....the darker hair guy to win.

Hi Jono

Yes it is Steve I want....to win I mean.

hello, yeah it has to be Steve, Marianne will mess up on this task as she can only cook 2 meals at a time I reckon. Plus she is too smiley for me!

also when steve gets nice comments and does his wee face I want to cry for him. I love him. I want him to make me a wood smoked poached egg one day for brekkie.

I can't stand her 'plum-in-the-gob' accent...she speaks like royalty!

That smoked thing he did was magic...even Mr Q was impressed and he usually hates my cookery shows.

I think Gypsie started one a while back Recording it to watch later so i guess i'd better stay out of here, don't want any spoilers

she's got the 'unlikeability factor' that's for sure. ooh Daniel's doing rather well here.

Out Diamante....OUT!

I do like Daniel as well....but Steve pips him.

Grrrrr lose Marianne!

ha ha take that marianne your salad is underseasoned.

Stop lying Michel Jnr it's NOT delicious.


Your leg ain't even crispy!

And no flavour in your jus woman....sort it out!

Skiddaddles at shakys orders

aww Steve's little eyes. Michel Roux is moaning because he left some prawn belly in or something. I am going to cry.

Silly mistake Steve

STeve will over come. I just know it.

I hope so Jono.

pah! Marianne is pushing ahead.

are we all a little in love with Steve?

Biatch!


footnote: Anyone reading this...I like her really

Cheeky chappie lovable face....I could squeeze his chubby cheeks.


What's your excuse?

The smiley eyes, the chubby cheeks and the promise of that poached egg.

Methinks Marianne is setting hersefl up for a fall.
 

Don't say they've put Steve on pudding!!

he is crap at pudding! *bites nails*

Not any old poached egg...oh no....a smoked poached egg.

He'll be fine on the puddings...I wasn't listening....I was typing here.

A 'wood smoked' poached egg.

*prays for perfect champagne foam and tuiles*

£1,000,000 a box for a season to watch Chelski... no thanks

I'll 'push 'Marianne

Chelsea....booo hisssss

I got a bad feelin she's going to do good! grrr!

awww steve's helping her bless him.

Oh her asparagus are falling over....I would help but....

I can see it all slipping out of steve's hands.