Originally Posted by Kaffs:
The pig looks like it's been wearing red nail polish
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Monica...you make some sh*te
Oi..! My nan used to make lovely pig's trotters for my tea 
But then again, she wasn't Monica - so point taken and well made, Dame 
I bet your nans was lovely, just pleased I never popped around for tea 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
He never makes anything ...often or not But he was a project manager in a former life , so I think he's armchair managing
I knew the answer...
He now wants to know if anyone is timing her .....I wish he would just nod of as normal !!!
I'll pass on the trotter!
I would be trying to hide that shape...
He's got the ears
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I bet your nans was lovely, just pleased I never popped around for tea
It's no different than a hock/shank - you just need to clip the toenails first.....
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
that sounded like an interview with David Cameron
When did you last bone a pig..........................'s trotter
I nearly made reference to it going to a Bullingdon Ball when you mentioned nail varnish ....but thought better of it
Originally Posted by Baz:
That's a much harder task than the first one !!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
that sounded like an interview with David Cameron
When did you last bone a pig..........................'s trotter
I nearly made reference to it going to a Bullingdon Ball when you mentioned nail varnish ....but thought better of it
I wish you had - I wouldn't feel so bad!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
that sounded like an interview with David Cameron
When did you last bone a pig..........................'s trotter
I nearly made reference to it going to a Bullingdon Ball when you mentioned nail varnish ....but thought better of it
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I bet your nans was lovely, just pleased I never popped around for tea
It's no different than a hock/shank - you just need to clip the toenails first.....
still wouldn't eat it
Making a pig's ear of a trotter I think
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I wish you had - I wouldn't feel so bad!
it's ok , we're all in it together now
I don't know why there's no meat on the trotter though? 
I am waiting to see who makes a Pigs' Ear out of this task.....
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Making a pig's ear of a trotter I think
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Making a pig's ear of a trotter I think
stupid task anyway...she's a cah
Originally Posted by Syd:
I am waiting to see who makes a Pigs' Ear out of this task.....
^^^^^ Cosi
Originally Posted by Baz:
That's a much harder task than the first one !!
Definitely
That's a pretty little building
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Syd:
I am waiting to see who makes a Pigs' Ear out of this task.....
^^^^^ Cosi
Snap!
He hasn't de-fluffed it
Originally Posted by Sprout:
He hasn't de-fluffed it
I would just bin it
I bet most of them have had experience of cooking/shelling a lobster - not so much skinning a trotter though. Agree with Baz, this is a much harder task
Oo-er! He nearly took his fingers off
I doubt many chefs have done this 
He has found his Achilles Heel......
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
He hasn't de-fluffed it
Don't talk about EFFT like that !!!
I'm waiting for a finger to come off
Eek, I can't watch this guy.
I'd poke Monica in the eye with it out of sheer frustration.
Originally Posted by Syd:
He has found his Achilles Heel......
he needs some blood pressure medication 