Bonus point for the little boy re rendering the fat.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Tbh, there's not many who can cook a proper blue steak; hard task.
Just take the hooves off and there you are.....rare meat
Yeah, but don't forget to wipe its @rse too 
Damn....failed!
I like this lad, he seems keen and smiley......
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Oooh Billericay Dickie fancies himself.
He's used everything I think
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I like her - I hope she can cook
I may be disappointed.
Story of your Reality TV life, Kaffs
innit?
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I guessing going straight in as head chef (in a pub) means she's missed out on a lot of learning..
Housewives and mothers have known to be 'head' chefs in pubs 
Ex school dinner ladies too come to think of it.
Eww.... that looks like it came out of the cow...
Mr K just wandered in.....*What the heck is Wallace doing there?.....He's only a failed Barra Boy*
His sauce is not heavy enough to drop out of the jug
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Eww.... that looks like it came out of the cow...
Haha! *Muttleys*
Originally Posted by Syd:
His sauce is not heavy enough to drop out of the jug
That sludge!!!!!
Dear god that looks like glue!
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Mr K just wandered in.....*What the heck is Wallace doing there?.....He's only a failed Barra Boy*
and he'd be right
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Eww.... that looks like it came out of the cow...
I made a mistake when I took the hooves off....forgot to wipe it's arras
This is what I imagine that steak doing if you turn you back on it!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Mr K just wandered in.....*What the heck is Wallace doing there?.....He's only a failed Barra Boy*
and he'd be right
He can't stand the sight of him either
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
He can't stand the sight of him either
we all struggle KT 
EC, that pic looks like Jabba the Hutt (almost)..!
There's not many chopped the peppercorns
It looks like a lump of poo.
Lewis' LOOKS good!
Anaemic looking on the outside.
so to sum up...they're all naff
Originally Posted by Baz:
At least his sauce was runny ,
Originally Posted by Sprout:
There's not many chopped the peppercorns
Commonsense should have told them to crush them, so that they don't burn the old gob
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
so to sum up...they're all naff
Hurrah! Much more fun 
Originally Posted by Baz:
At least his sauce was runny ,
yes, it was helped along by the 2lb of peppercorn
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
so to sum up...they're all naff
Hurrah! Much more fun
Blimey, he looked short
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
so to sum up...they're all naff
My favourite Sam was ok, I will have you know...
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
so to sum up...they're all naff
Hurrah! Much more fun
Eebil.......but I loik it
This is anybody's game.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
At least his sauce was runny ,
yes, it was helped along by the 2lb of peppercorn
Which would have anyone eating it running and not in a good way