I think that looks naff !
Originally Posted by Baz:
There ya go Dame ...your favourite critic 
now I can chuck two shoes at the TV, Monica and Campion 
These people give me indigestion just watching them eat.....
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think that looks naff !
they think it tastes naff
Pine?
That's for the washing up, surely?
Pine..? What is this....taste the disinfectant ?
Josh's dessert looks yummy
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Pine..? What is this....taste the disinfectant ?
you're on form tonight 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
The co op closed down in the town where I work and when they moved out and locked up they locked a pigeon inside. Local folk have been throwing bird food through the letter box. He's a bit of a celebrity now!
I've had experience of a pigeon in a newsagents in a tiny 'Royston Vasey' village.
It scarred me for life
Can't they open the shop and let your pigeon out?
Loads of people have contacted head office, but it was still there today 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Pine..? What is this....taste the disinfectant ?
Like Heston innit? He sticks pine in everything
Bunter's tastebuds are questionable; all that face stuffing, they must be shot to sh!t.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Bunter's tastebuds are questionable; all that face stuffing, they must be shot to sh!t.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Pine..? What is this....taste the disinfectant ?
Like Heston innit? He sticks pine in everything
What next? Bleach blinis with a Cif foam?
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Rexi:
The co op closed down in the town where I work and when they moved out and locked up they locked a pigeon inside. Local folk have been throwing bird food through the letter box. He's a bit of a celebrity now!
I've had experience of a pigeon in a newsagents in a tiny 'Royston Vasey' village.
It scarred me for life
Can't they open the shop and let your pigeon out?
Loads of people have contacted head office, but it was still there today
Poor thing
Originally Posted by Baz:
Board Dame
Monopoly....wtf are you on about Baz
Heston did pine in a big way for Waitrose last Christmas ... Someone gave me some Heston pine and rosemary chocolates 
They're getting talc this year 
I like the look of Weller's dish. Not enough on the plate for Gutso though.
oh I get you now Baz
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Pine..? What is this....taste the disinfectant ?
Like Heston innit? He sticks pine in everything
What next? Bleach blinis with a Cif foam?
Harpic and Jeyes Fluid jus
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Heston did pine in a big way for Waitrose last Christmas ... Someone gave me some Heston pine and rosemary chocolates
They're getting talc this year
I remember it well..!
oh.. disagreement in the ranks..
Originally Posted by Rexi:
Heston did pine in a big way for Waitrose last Christmas ... Someone gave me some Heston pine and rosemary chocolates
They're getting talc this year
He had pine in the mince pies too......good choice
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Board Dame
Monopoly....wtf are you on about Baz
Well it ain't slate ....but only just
I got it too late Baz 
Love the sound of this dessert
pud looks good
Choc 'n nut - yum.
I'd eat that 
maybe it's saved him
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Choc 'n nut - yum.
I rarely eat chocolate, if I do it must be with nuts
Haircut did well in the dessert stakes
15 minutes 
I want to make Ice Cream now.......Anybody got an Ice Cream maker?