He shouldn't be with that haircut... 

not sure about number ones haircut 

Looks like we,re male tottyless again this week

snap Cosi 

he seemed to be going for the Paul Weller look

I wasn't even going to mention it 

Well Dame and I think he missed.

Yep!

and failed miserably 

That egg's overcooked (got a skin on the yolk)

can I just say.... you know how cheffy I am... but I do have a little pan like that for frying eggs in

CARNAGE..!!!!

Nice looking eggs ...very big yolks  

Surely the egg should be poached, not fried?

and me too Kaffs 

Me too ....or rather Mr B does  

He looks like a sulker

all that sauce wasted, why not slap it on 

I should have guessed!

So do I

Good girl.  I've got a couple too - tres chi-chi  *buffs nails, wobbles head*

Good for individual bubble 'n squeak 

Don't like poached either Boiled or scrambled is the only way I eat them  

He's going to be dangerous 

fecking little pans are so common *gonna bin mine tomorrow* 

don't like this guy.. really fancies his coupon

Rofl  

This one doesn't make me angsty watching him prep...which makes a pleasant change 

 I don't and i'm a chef

why has he stuck it in a saucepan 

Burnt toast , broken egg  

I'm the other way....fried or poached....but I do like a boiled egg with soldiers

been a while since he cooked in the pub then...

you're right....he needs to stay out of a kitchen 

In all my born days I have never seen an egg fried in a pan!

Cos he only had one little pan .....and none of us would lend him one  

Well I take back my earlier comment - he's stressed me out completely.