Oh dear Sam  

Critics - Jay, the nice woman and the arrogant arse.

I know  

I'm betting he sorts it 

Jay really wear his job on his waist!

Give her some poison mushrooms then 

It's definitely Steven Saunders.  Thanks Sprout!

perfect description  least we haven't got Campion this week...bonus 

Those thick lashes look ridiculous on someone with such thin hair.

And we're back in the bitching room 

Monica Giblet.

That sounds nice.

and a no-no haircut 

Yes, Jay - she is.

Oh dear Nick hasn't done too well 

Who is right?

Jay, Man or the woman?

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Thanks 

Bunter and Nick wouldn't fit in the same room

Sounds like Moanica and Marcus are going with the men.. 

I think he'll be safe though

that's true 

Yes, but I agree with you 

Oh shut up, arse.

Go on then, YOU bloody cook it you pair of whingey moany gits

Nick has only just scraped through I think 

which one? 

exactly.   Marcus is getting on my thrupennies too - i think he's just toying with us though

I think Nick can do better than that.

^^

I think their jobs are to pull everyone down 

I like the sound of Sam's but ....

They are going to be disappointed with the rest of them then

She will not like the green smear!

It's too fashionable.

I'd like that lamb done a bit more please 

Raw meat

I think so too.  I actually find Monica's attitude completely off-putting to the point of bad sportsmanship (for want of a better way to describe it).

Instead of sneering or pulling faces, she should be encouraging and on their side.

That lamb is baaing 

this is going to be a raffle at this rate