Piles
Woah! 5.5 thousand cals a day!
Kaytee posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:bottle of red and they could have threw the enama pipe away
and that should have been thrown...I'm on the red 
Baz posted:Kaytee already said that !!!
I'm too slow 
You get bunged up...then you get piles and get treated with odd things
Kaytee posted:You get bunged up...then you get piles and get treated with odd things
Who'd be a Tudor king eh?
Henry was a wreck...his brain, pecker, ar$e and feet were all buggered
eczema
Smallpox?
eczema for the foreseeable until I'm correct 
Baz posted:That's one job I would not want !!!
In charge of wiping the King's backside
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Henry was a wreck...his brain, pecker, ar$e and feet were all buggered
It's a wonder anyone fancied him really
Kaytee posted:Smallpox?
sh*t wrong scarring...I knew it was something like that 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:eczema for the foreseeable until I'm correct
She had smallpox....go with that
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:That's one job I would not want !!!
In charge of wiping the King's backside
he'd be stuck to his seat waiting for me
Baz posted:So they stunk and had bad breath !!!
Gorgeous set of people
Kaytee posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:eczema for the foreseeable until I'm correct
She had smallpox....go with that
I knew...just fecking old and get mixed up
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:That's one job I would not want !!!
In charge of wiping the King's backside
he'd be stuck to his seat waiting for me
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaytee posted:Baz posted:That's one job I would not want !!!
In charge of wiping the King's backside
he'd be stuck to his seat waiting for me
Kaytee posted:Baz posted:So they stunk and had bad breath !!!
Gorgeous set of people
Ya think so?
she was the virgin queen because she was ugly, sores and no teeth doesn't help you pull
Baz posted:Sprout posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Henry was a wreck...his brain, pecker, ar$e and feet were all buggered
It's a wonder anyone fancied him really
I was waiting for Adele
Dame_Ann_Average posted:she was the virgin queen because she was ugly, sores and no teeth doesn't help you pull
Unless there's an opposite with the same probs 
Dame_Ann_Average posted:I was waiting for Adele
Epic Fail then!
Baz posted:Stop it ....my sides are aching from laughter
soz
Jane Seymour died in childbirth
Kaytee posted:Jane Seymour died in childbirth
I knowed that!
Baz posted:In labour for 6 weeks
cos her whatits was stuffed with implements
Kaytee posted:Jane Seymour died in childbirth