That looks rank !!
That looks a right dog's dinner
Epic balls up, excellent work 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
hope Tim's a better chef than juggler 
He'll not get a job at the circus.
or a chef next time around 
I've gone right of omelettes and the colour yellow......
Strike one
how can a chef knacker an omelette up 
Originally Posted by Syd:
I've gone right of omelettes and the colour yellow......
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though 
Originally Posted by Syd:
I've gone right of omelettes and the colour yellow......
I've just thrown all my lurpack out 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
hope Tim's a better chef than juggler
He'll not get a job at the circus.
or a chef next time around
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though
go for the ZZ top look.
Originally Posted by Syd:
I've gone right of omelettes and the colour yellow......
Big Bird's mortified now, Syd!
Originally Posted by Baz:
I like brandy snaps
You may not like these to come
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though
Stop it you lot, I can't concentrate on their cooking skills through laughing at your posts.......
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
go for the ZZ top look.
You think? I was all up for plaiting it.
Originally Posted by Baz:
I like brandy
Dipso alert!
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though
Stop it you lot, I can't concentrate on their cooking skills through laughing at your posts.......
if they bought a no-no, we wouldn't need all this beard shaping stuff 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
She seems very smug to me.....
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though
go for the ZZ top look.
PMSL! You two!
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
The new glasses?....NHS circa 1960
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
go for the ZZ top look.
You think? I was all up for plaiting it.
Weave it!
Aye up, he looks moody.
He shouldn't have any probs
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
She seems very smug to me.....
and I think Kaffs cut the back of her hair
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I can't take my eyes off his hair.
It looks how I felt when I got mine chopped off
I think you could carry that off though....
It's the daily beard trimming that takes the time though
Stop it you lot, I can't concentrate on their cooking skills through laughing at your posts.......
if they bought a no-no, we wouldn't need all this beard shaping stuff
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
go for the ZZ top look.
You think? I was all up for plaiting it.
Weave it!
Gawd bless ya, Kaffs. You've solved all my quandaries at once 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
The new glasses?....NHS circa 1960
might be...they are enhancing her....scowl 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Baz:
I like brandy snaps
You may not like these to come
I'm stopping at Monica's
Wise
We didn't really see her make the basket - just a sort of 'something' over there!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
My predictive text must have heard you ....cos it just changed her name to ammonia
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
We didn't really see her make the basket - just a sort of 'something' over there!
Zackly! How do we know it was her
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
how come I dislike Monica more than last time and the time before
The new glasses?....NHS circa 1960
might be...they are enhancing her....scowl
She looked just like Mr Magoo in profile there