That IS NOT beautiful - it looks kinda disgusting to me.
Looks like beans that someone's bled in to 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Gregg will need to grab a Gregg's on his way home after this lightweight three course menu!
A sausage roll al dente garnished with rose petals
thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
Cosmopolitan posted:Don't mess with a risotto!
Just don't do it (the risotto I mean) 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That IS NOT beautiful - it looks kinda disgusting to me.
If any of the chefs had presented that, the judges would have slagged them off
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That IS NOT beautiful - it looks kinda disgusting to me.
I still think it looks better than Moanica.
Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
Not worth the effort
Cosmopolitan posted:I still think it looks better than Moanica.
the glasses hide a lot 
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
That IS NOT beautiful - it looks kinda disgusting to me.
If any of the chefs had presented that, the judges would have slagged them off
Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
Sprout posted:Cosmopolitan posted:Don't mess with a risotto!
Just don't do it (the risotto I mean)
Risotto is wonderful. That one might not be so much.
Let's face it, sweaty man would eat a scabby horse between two bread vans.
What....no spuds or veg?
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Cosmopolitan posted:I still think it looks better than Moanica.
the glasses hide a lot
Put 'em back ON..!
Dumpy fingers . bless 'im......
Syd posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
Any goats or sheep in the vicinity would need to watch out
I'm sure you don't need cress on the pud
Kaytee posted:What....no spuds or veg?
Yeah, I'd be looking for them too
Syd posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
or swipe the sirloin off the plate next to mine
Catterpillar.........
That dessert looks disgusting
It's all very pretty and artistic but you'd have to do about 9 courses (if it's very rich in taste) just to feel sated. Gotta say his portions look really small - even for taster menu sizing.
Cosmopolitan posted:Put 'em back ON..!
Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
Any goats or sheep in the vicinity would need to watch out
I've just been put off the desert - podgy fingers!
Amythist posted:I'm sure you don't need cress on the pud
'tis easy, no cooking involved.....
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Syd posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
Cosmopolitan posted:It's all very pretty and artistic but you'd have to do about 9 courses (if it's very rich in taste) just to feel sated. Gotta say his portions look really small - even for taster menu sizing.
apart from the tiny bit of sirloin, there was nothing satisfying on those plates
Kaytee posted:Syd posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:thank feck I'm unlikely to climb that hill to his gaff
You need to stop off for a Pizza for the journey down......
Any goats or sheep in the vicinity would need to watch out
There's an Aussie and/or Welsh joke in there ^
So he did not know to use good produce before.
Night night all
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Cosmopolitan posted:It's all very pretty and artistic but you'd have to do about 9 courses (if it's very rich in taste) just to feel sated. Gotta say his portions look really small - even for taster menu sizing.
apart from the tiny bit of sirloin, there was nothing satisfying on those plates
I suppose if it's intense flavours and after X amount of courses you might be fooded out..?
Kaytee posted:Night night all
Where you going?