Is this all 'Enery's fairmleeeeeee?
Cosmopolitan posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
have you a hoist to get the flipping thing out of the oven
Mr C stood next to it and I swear it's got a bigger chest than him. Last year's was gone by the day after boxing day. Vultures and Pterydactyls..that's what I'm surrounded by!
it'll take you a day to stuff it , tie a rope around your waist and a plank to your ar$e 
Cosmopolitan posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
have you a hoist to get the flipping thing out of the oven
Mr C stood next to it and I swear it's got a bigger chest than him. Last year's was gone by the day after boxing day. Vultures and Pterydactyls..that's what I'm surrounded by!
I'd love to have seen it with it's feathers on!
That desert might just about be edible - once you've taken the shears to it!
Who gets the job of counting before the food goes to the diners? 
I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
I bet you Moanica counts the food.
It never ceases to surprise me that these chef's don't spot an opportunity to feed Gregg something which would kill him.
if someone plonked that salad in front of me I would be looking for the t-light
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:That desert might just about be edible - once you've taken the shears to it!
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Cosmopolitan posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:
have you a hoist to get the flipping thing out of the oven
Mr C stood next to it and I swear it's got a bigger chest than him. Last year's was gone by the day after boxing day. Vultures and Pterydactyls..that's what I'm surrounded by!
RL rofl
Kaytee posted:I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
He will be gutted when he sees that it's a salad
Dame_Ann_Average posted:if someone plonked that salad in front of me I would be looking for the t-light
I'd be looking for the spuds or the pasta
Dame_Ann_Average posted:if someone plonked that salad in front of me I would be looking for the t-light
I was just thinking it looked like a table decoration.....it needs a bit of holly though
So his 'Raw Undressed leaves' were delicious.......Great Gardener or Chef?
Sprout posted: I'd love to have seen it with it's feathers on!
It's big enough plucked, deboned and rolled thankyouverymuch..! I won't be doing an 'Enery and counting the slices.
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
He will be gutted when he sees that it's a salad
PMSL!!
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
He will be gutted when he sees that it's a salad
I wish 'enery would gut him
Cosmopolitan posted:Sprout posted: I'd love to have seen it with it's feathers on!It's big enough plucked, deboned and rolled thankyouverymuch..! I won't be doing an 'Enery and counting the slices.
Mark's NOT made the tomato cloak !!!! 
Syd posted:So his 'Raw Undressed leaves' were delicious.......Great Gardener or Chef?
Syd posted:So his 'Raw Undressed leaves' were delicious.......Great Gardener or Chef?
Salad without dressing is like eating a plate of grass
Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
He will be gutted when he sees that it's a salad
I wish 'enery would gut him
...and use the flowers in the salad to dress his grave?
I'm sure it all tastes lovely and is a very nice dining experience.
And then you go out for a pie.
Emperors new clothes again.....
I would be wondering where my lunch was
Gregg will need to grab a Gregg's on his way home after this lightweight three course menu!
Cosmopolitan posted:I'm sure it all tastes lovely and is a very nice dining experience.
And then you go out for a pie.
With chips and gravy 
Makes me want a BLT sandwich made with a white bloomer.............
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Gregg will need to grab a Gregg's on his way home after this lightweight three course menu!
The whole of the sandwich fridge/chiller
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:Kaytee posted:I see they sent the Barra Boy to stuff his ugly mush in Italy
He will be gutted when he sees that it's a salad
I wish 'enery would gut him
...and use the flowers in the salad to dress his grave?
Good idea........scatter a few olives over it to look like faux ashes......and a lettuce leaf or two for effect
Don't mess with a risotto!
Are these guy's "cooking" or just assembling a few items on a plate ?????
Syd posted:Makes me want a BLT sandwich made with a white bloomer.............
Oh well at least he reduced the beetroot......
