Was that a backhanded compliment?..."Eeeet iz generouz like you"

I'm bored with all these bits of leaves and flowers 

Baz posted:

Syd posted:

I made Jamie Olivers Gravy today for Christmas dinner, still clearing up the kitchen, but am the proud owner of a jug of delicious gravy...

You can't go wrong with Jaimie  

I make Nigella's.......*pouts and licks spoon in a sensual way......Mr K laughs himself silly*

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Syd posted:

I made Jamie Olivers Gravy today for Christmas dinner, still clearing up the kitchen, but am the proud owner of a jug of delicious gravy...

You can't go wrong with Jaimie  

I make Nigella's.......*pouts and licks spoon in a sensual way......Mr K laughs himself silly*

Baz posted:

Sweaty Nick is going to win this , isn't he 

Syd posted:

Was that a backhanded compliment?..."Eeeet iz generouz like you"

eet wuz a poleet way of saying you iz a fat man...no?

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'm bored with all these bits of leaves and flowers 

Me too 

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Syd posted:

I made Jamie Olivers Gravy today for Christmas dinner, still clearing up the kitchen, but am the proud owner of a jug of delicious gravy...

You can't go wrong with Jaimie  

I make Nigella's.......*pouts and licks spoon in a sensual way......Mr K laughs himself silly*

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

Baz posted:

Sweaty Nick is going to win this , isn't he 

Sweat! the secret ingredient.

Sprout posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I'm bored with all these bits of leaves and flowers 

Me too 

Me three  

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

40lbs How many people are you having ???   

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

I'm a leg man, so if you need help devouring it, let me know. 

I would do salad 41....just tip the leaves from the colander into a dish 

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Baz posted:

Sweaty Nick is going to win this , isn't he 

Sweat! the secret ingredient.

Yes  

What no batter?....

Is he hiding it so that you can't see the small portions?

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

Ewwww.......sounds like you need to cook it underground like the Kiwis

Boil in the bag cod.....covered in a tomato blanket....scrummy (not)

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

I would do salad 41....just tip the leaves from the colander into a dish 

Baz posted:

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

40lbs How many people are you having ???   

She's feeding the 5000 

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

have you a hoist to get the flipping thing out of the oven 

Nice table decoration Mark ........ when's the food coming?

Looks like fairground spew

Baz posted:

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

40lbs How many people are you having ???   

About half the usual amount for Xmas day, thank bog!  They're not leaving until Ptery's been eaten though 

He speaks like me, straaaberry  

 Not more beetroot, haven't they heard of cochineal? 

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Nice table decoration Mark ........ when's the food coming?

Yes Oh there it is ...pink rissotto  

Give me the end bit please.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Nice table decoration Mark ........ when's the food coming?

Syd posted:

 Not more beetroot, haven't they heard of cochineal? 

Pmsl  

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

Best start cooking the blooming thing now

Amythist posted:

Looks like fairground spew

Yes  

This chef loves his food.

I would love one of them to say no, I don't like it, but I appreciate your effort and artistry"

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

have you a hoist to get the flipping thing out of the oven 

 Mr C stood next to it and I swear it's got a bigger chest than him.  Last year's was gone by the day after boxing day.  Vultures and Pterydactyls..that's what I'm surrounded by!

Milk foam sounds 'orrible, bet even the cat would turn it's nose up

Kaytee posted:

Cosmopolitan posted:

Baz posted:

Massimo was on the radio the other day Cosmo  

Was he?  Ooooooh  

Do you think he'd come round and cook this bluddy great bird for me?  It's 40lbs and looks like a dead pterydactyl.

Best start cooking the blooming thing now

Best start chopping it down the middle to get the flippin thing in the oven, unless she's got an industrial one