I can't type what's in my head
Did Gregg just say...
"I'm dying to dip that pork into something wet"?
Kaytee posted:Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaytee posted:Goodoh! Taxi will be here in about 2 mins
Just hooking up the tow rope
And off we go!!! Woo Hoo!
PMSL! again! at you two 
Nighty night to him then...cocked up twice
Amythist posted:Is this the week the producers want greg to wet his pork
I'd like to ram a pork joint into his big fat mouth
Amythist posted:Is this the week the producers want greg to wet his pork
I typed something three times and thought, 'No.. I can't...'
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Did Gregg just say...
"I'm dying to dip that pork into something wet"?
he did 
Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Did Gregg just say...
"I'm dying to dip that pork into something wet"?
Yes!
Kaytee posted:Nighty night to him then...cocked up twice
Next week we should just go out early
Amythist posted:Greg WTF and then Nasturtium leaves
Not on, is it 
Kaffs posted:Amythist posted:Is this the week the producers want greg to wet his pork
I typed something three times and thought, 'No.. I can't...'
Kaffs posted:I can't type what's in my head
Bossa Nova Baz posted:
He did .....and I'm looking for some brain scrub right now !!!
stuff of nightmares
I'm just eating an M&S chicken salad made up from knock downs. ÂĢ2.
Delish.
Kaffs posted:Amythist posted:Is this the week the producers want greg to wet his pork
I typed something three times and thought, 'No.. I can't...'
Why does that Barra Boy's opinion count for anything at all? He knows feck all
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Did Gregg just say...
"I'm dying to dip that pork into something wet"?
He did .....and I'm looking for some brain scrub right now !!!
Is that a hairstyle or a cowpat on his head
Dame_Ann_Average posted:Kaytee posted:Nighty night to him then...cocked up twice
Next week we should just go out early
I think this bloke goes to Monica's hairdresser
Kaytee posted:Why does that Barra Boy's opinion count for anything at all? He knows feck all
he wouldn't have a clue....it's annoying that he spouts all this sh*t and doesn't do it himself
Kaytee posted:Why does that Barra Boy's opinion count for anything at all? He knows feck all
I'm going on the fact that he eats so, so much food that some knowledge must rub off.
Kaffs posted:I think this bloke goes to Monica's hairdresser
plenty of spare appointments
You know, I've missed loads of this tonight with laughing at you all
errmmm... that's a big no from me..
That garnish kooks like tadpoles
Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:Sprout posted:Kaffs posted:and why do Marcus and Monica say 'tirimasalata' so it sounds like 'tiramisu'
I won't to hear it said in a Geordie accent
Tara massa salarta. Will that do you?
THAT'S better!
salarta should be pronounced salatta......but I'm a Mackem not a Geordie
OK...you're posh Sprout
TaramA salAtta.
The capitals indicate where the stress is.
No....I beg to differ......it's arta
Difference between Mackem and Geordie
In Scotland we speak and spell properly and we do not litter our words with irrelevant and uneccessary 'R's! 
Bossa Nova Baz posted:Kaytee posted:Is that a hairstyle or a cowpat on his head
The latter
It's slipping onto his forehead as well
Look love, anyone can serve up odd combinations of food. It does not make it good food or clever or different enough to be great.
Simon's my favourite so far.. he looked genuinely chuffed with his comments without being arrogant
Yee dain't taaalk proppa like us then Fluffs!
Kaytee posted:That garnish kooks like tadpoles
Was that the vinegar pearls?
Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:Kaytee posted:Sprout posted:Kaytee posted:Kaffs posted:Sprout posted:Kaffs posted:and why do Marcus and Monica say 'tirimasalata' so it sounds like 'tiramisu'
I won't to hear it said in a Geordie accent
Tara massa salarta. Will that do you?
THAT'S better!
salarta should be pronounced salatta......but I'm a Mackem not a Geordie
OK...you're posh Sprout
TaramA salAtta.
The capitals indicate where the stress is.
No....I beg to differ......it's arta
Difference between Mackem and Geordie
In Scotland we speak and spell properly and we do not litter our words with irrelevant and uneccessary 'R's!
Och aye the noo!