Asparagus cake  

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

Asparagus in a cake.....don't just don't beardy 

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

I thought that ...guess it's friable soil  

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Sprout posted:

Syd posted:

Oooooooo The Critics.....do you think they will be worse than us?

They're pros you know 

I'm a pro 

I rest my case......who's a better pro than another one? 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Asparagus cake  

I know. 

Oh YES! Love her pudding 

What's navies ????

Amythist posted:

Asparagus in a cake.....don't just don't beardy 

'E is 'aving a 'larf.............

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

Oh hell, we've gotta look out for that now have we 

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

 

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

 

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

...and don't forget, he is going to turn it into a dust so it can catch on the back of your throat forcing a violent cough resulting in a room full of onion dust.

Monica.....it's fon dant....not fon don

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Loads of ships with sailors on board going somewhere

Kaytee posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

 

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

Make mine scampi and chips ....with a side order of mushy peas and a pickle onion  

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Road workers?

Amythist posted:

Asparagus in a cake.....don't just don't beardy 

Doesn't go, does it 

Kaytee posted:

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

I'll grab the wine carrier...I'm sick of my aldi carrier bag bruising my legs 

Syd posted:

Oooooooo The Critics.....do you think they will be worse than us?

Not possible!

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Dumplings I think 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

 

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

...and don't forget, he is going to turn it into a dust so it can catch on the back of your throat forcing a violent cough resulting in a room full of onion dust.

Venison with chocolate sauce!!!!!!.......*barf*

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

 

 

I'll grab the wine carrier...I'm sick of my aldi carrier bag bruising my legs 

Sprout posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

Oh hell, we've gotta look out for that now have we 

they dehydrate something in the dehydrator such as a raspberry then grind it to dust and sprinkle it pointlessly over the foam resting on the soil

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Make mine scampi and chips ....with a side order of mushy peas and a pickle onion  

Kaytee's getting the taxi, I'm bringing the wine...that's right Baz, you just do feck all  

Kaytee posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Loads of ships with sailors on board going somewhere

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Road workers?

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

 

burnt onion....sounds delicious 

...and don't forget, he is going to turn it into a dust so it can catch on the back of your throat forcing a violent cough resulting in a room full of onion dust.

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

What's navies ????

Road workers?

Labourers in general - especially hard labour.

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

 

 

I'll grab the wine carrier...I'm sick of my aldi carrier bag bruising my legs 

My wine is still in the Aldi carrier bag......I go in for reverse snobbery...Aldi bag in Waitrose and Sainsbury's in Aldi

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

 

 

I'll grab the wine carrier...I'm sick of my aldi carrier bag bruising my legs 

Kaytee posted:

My wine is still in the Aldi carrier bag......I go in for reverse snobbery...Aldi bag in Waitrose and Sainsbury's in Aldi

Amythist posted:

Sprout posted:

Kaytee posted:

There's a new one....*dust*

Oh hell, we've gotta look out for that now have we 

they dehydrate something in the dehydrator such as a raspberry then grind it to dust and sprinkle it pointlessly over the foam resting on the soil

Ewwww!

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Make mine scampi and chips ....with a side order of mushy peas and a pickle onion  

 

Kaytee's getting the taxi, I'm bringing the wine...that's right Baz, you just do feck all  

Well I was going to pay ..,...but now you know what you can do ....and it starts with s ....and ends with off  

Kaytee posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

I'll order the taxi to the chippy now

 

 

I'll grab the wine carrier...I'm sick of my aldi carrier bag bruising my legs 

My wine is still in the Aldi carrier bag......I go in for reverse snobbery...Aldi bag in Waitrose and Sainsbury's in Aldi

PMSL!! 

How many ridiculous risks can you spot?

Like these judges better than Jay Rayner and Bunter 

She's new 

Bossa Nova Baz posted:

Well I was going to pay ..,...but now you know what you can do ....and it starts with s ....and ends with off  

I've ordered it  and stuck it on your tab, with the taxi and wine and our suppers  

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

My wine is still in the Aldi carrier bag......I go in for reverse snobbery...Aldi bag in Waitrose and Sainsbury's in Aldi

 

I think I'll go for Poundland in Tesco next