I love Massimo but even I wouldn't sit in a dark room with him
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Love all your comments on here 
Hi Moonie 
Hi Bazzy and everyone I am watching footie but browsing here 
Hi moonie - this is much more fun than footie. Although he may serve up a few blades from behind the goal line.
I see his inspiration now. Eating in the dark, everything ends up either on the floor or all over the table!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff 
It's green foam innit? 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
I love Massimo but even I wouldn't sit in a dark room with him
I felt uncomfortable just watching him holding Scott's hand there.
That looks grotty
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by moonie:
Love all your comments on here
Hi Moonie
Hi Bazzy and everyone I am watching footie but browsing here
Hi moonie - this is much more fun than footie. Although he may serve up a few blades from behind the goal line.
Kaff! LMAO 
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'd be three stone if I had to dine at his place books flight
Make that 2 tickets to Modena, Damesy! 
I don't travel... can you bring me back a takeaway?
It all looks chucking horrible
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff
It's green foam innit?
No, it wasn't even foamy looking ....it looked like someone with a very big problem
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'd be three stone if I had to dine at his place books flight
Make that 2 tickets to Modena, Damesy!
I don't travel... can you bring me back a takeaway?
you can have all mine Kaffs 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That looks grotty
Yep, not my cup of tea either Kaytee.
That's Pollock's style.
Massimo is completely and utterly froot loopy
Originally Posted by KaffyBaffy:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'd be three stone if I had to dine at his place books flight
Make that 2 tickets to Modena, Damesy!
I don't travel... can you bring me back a takeaway?
By looks of that last plate it could probably fly itself home.
God, I have never laughed so much over an episode of Nastichef before. I have tears rolling down my face.
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
That's Pollock's style.
Emin's unmade bed even?
Originally Posted by Baz:
I will just have the pud ta
I got so distracted on here I totally missed what this guy's main was!
I like the gadget to make whirly cream
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff
It's green foam innit?
No, it wasn't even foamy looking ....it looked like someone with a very big problem
Baz, there's no need to be quite so expressive a-la Massimo stylee 
It would be just fantastic if nancy del loopy loop was a guest, wouldn't it?
they were decent chefs before they went to Italy...they'll all come back crap
Originally Posted by Baz:
I will just have the pud ta
Yup...three puds instead of a starter and main
Monica still looks like a scrum half, dress or no dress
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff
It's green foam innit?
No, it wasn't even foamy looking ....it looked like someone with a very big problem
Baz, there's no need to be quite so expressive a-la Massimo stylee
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff
It's green foam innit?
No, it wasn't even foamy looking ....it looked like someone with a very big problem
Baz, there's no need to be quite so expressive a-la Massimo stylee
not so much 'eating an angel' as 'munching on a nappy'
Massive Menu....tiny meals
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snails and green snotty looking stuff
I like snails.
Is the snot parsley and garlic?
I'm not sure .....I've had snails and garlic butter ....but I'd never get them down sitting on that green stuff
It's green foam innit?
No, it's pureÃĐd green stuff
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Monica still looks like a scrum half, dress or no dress
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
they were decent chefs before they went to Italy...they'll all come back crap
Adam's about to have a nervous breakdown!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Monica still looks like a scrum half, dress or no dress
that's her tackle look
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I like the gadget to make whirly cream
I'd like directions to maccy d's
