Hi Baz, Kaytee, Cosmo, Fluffs, Dame and EC.
âĶ and Kaffy (sorry missed ya).
I'm not watching the programme, just dipped in here 
You should...100 fancy ways with PAL
I'm washing pots and ironing shirts. 
aaaaaargh!....wash the pots and leave the ironing
I reckon my guy has made a reasonable attempt ....
Police helicopter going round and round outside.....they've finally caught up with me 
It had to happen eventually
The way Petrus is sawing at that duck doesn't bode well!!!
The canard will be f'canard
I reckon my guy has made a reasonable attempt ....
Right....got to go and nose at what's going on....back in three
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
We want him out then?
on no..
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife 
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
zat was a cats arze tros fee
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I'd say that at the halfway point that Baz's Monsieur 'Allo 'Allo is trailing.
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get anstruther go
Oh dear ... That does look a bit of a mess
Un dinner pour a chien toot vray
zat was a cats arze tros fee
he'll get an struther go
Pundom's alive and well in here!
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I hope he's not Leven
I wish he'd stop saying how good he is...
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I hope he's not Leven
Bugger...I was saving that one
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I hope he's not Leven
I can't stop laughing. Stop IT. I've got grub to appraise on the telly for goodness sake!
zat was a cats arze tros fee
he'll get an struther go
Pundom's alive and well in here!
yep
I hope he doesn't overdo those and end up with Burnt Islands...
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I hope he's not Leven
Bugger...I was saving that one
I can't stop laughing. Stop IT. I've got grub to appraise on the telly for goodness sake!
I'm stopping...I can't be pittenweemning my self up against Kaffers 
Not big on presentation Mr 'Allo 'Allo
neither is Mr Fife
he'll get an struther go
I hope he's not Leven
I can't stop laughing. Stop IT. I've got grub to appraise on the telly for goodness sake!
That looks nice.
Petrus is feeding the five thousand
I can't stop laughing. Stop IT. I've got grub to appraise on the telly for goodness sake!
I'm stopping...I can't be pittenweemning my self up against Kaffers
I Dairsie you'll keep on going...
That looks nice.
looks lovely, he did well
petrus is good
I'm stopping...I can't be pittenweemning my self up against Kaffers
Oh FGS, what the hell does that even mean?? ! 
If Quentin doesn't go we'll accuse Michel of voting for the Frenchie
I can't stop laughing. Stop IT. I've got grub to appraise on the telly for goodness sake!
I'm stopping...I can't be pittenweemning my self up against Kaffers
I Dairsie you'll keep on going...
I'm running out of places I've been that I can remember... I can't do anything with St Andrews 
