Sat Bains has been on the Great British Menu and other such progs - he seems ok but he's obviously caught the piping bug like the rest of them. What is it with all this little dollop stuff..?
That *lovely piece of meat * looks anything but
Wouldn't eat that
It's fingers in everything, looks nice but I don't like the idea of fingers on every item of food.
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Riff Raff reporting for duty 
disappointed with you Cosi
Why..? 
*sniffs armpits*
Originally Posted by Baz:
I think I prefer Scott ...
I'm supporting him because he's local, but I'm not sure he has the finesse required. He was the one that piled everything up in the early rounds.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
That *lovely piece of meat * looks anything but
it looked rank
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Sat Bains has been on the Great British Menu and other such progs - he seems ok but he's obviously caught the piping bug like the rest of them. What is it with all this little dollop stuff..?
Its daft....but what about the lichen...is that meant to be eaten?
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
It's fingers in everything, looks nice but I don't like the idea of fingers on every item of food.
You just reminded me of Julie Walters and the Two Soups sketch
Scotch Roe Deer? - they only give them whiskey to drink!
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
It's fingers in everything, looks nice but I don't like the idea of fingers on every item of food.
I agree EC...and it was also too close to their noses for my liking
I've just this second tuned in because I noticed the thread trending. But I agree, you don't want that near your food.
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Riff Raff reporting for duty
disappointed with you Cosi
Why..? *sniffs armpits*
the jungle...so last century....*sprays eau du cep*
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Sat Bains has been on the Great British Menu and other such progs - he seems ok but he's obviously caught the piping bug like the rest of them. What is it with all this little dollop stuff..?
Its daft....but what about the lichen...is that meant to be eaten?
He'll probably swirl a bit of foam over it and charge you 50 quid!
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
It's fingers in everything, looks nice but I don't like the idea of fingers on every item of food.
You just reminded me of Julie Walters and the Two Soups sketch
That's a very good sketch 
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Riff Raff reporting for duty
disappointed with you Cosi
Why..? *sniffs armpits*
the jungle...so last century....*sprays eau du cep*
Ahh..! What can I say? It's spew foam versus dingbats arse...no competiton
I want to know what the lichen is doing there..can you eat it?
Originally Posted by Baz:
Roe deer tartare
I've had venison tartare and that was ok; guess this is similar? 
If I was Luke I'd think myself lucky no one was ordering
I hate to see them using those mandolins.
Its like hes alone in a kitchen during service....WHAT?
Originally Posted by Amythist:
I want to know what the lichen is doing there..can you eat it?
some are edible... hope its the right one
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I hate to see them using those mandolins.
shaved chef fingers are a delicacy dontcha know
there's an awful lot of staff standing about
looks like you can eat the lichen Amythist - or that bloke's gonna be ill
You would definitely need to go for a 'Maccy D' after one of those meals
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by ~Cosmopolitan~:
Riff Raff reporting for duty
disappointed with you Cosi
Why..? *sniffs armpits*
the jungle...so last century....*sprays eau du cep*
Ahh..! What can I say? It's spew foam versus dingbats arse...no competiton
once youve seen a dingbat eating an arse youve seen em all
ouch
who swiped the radish... Kaff's? 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
there's an awful lot of staff standing about
Obviously they're all serving the two non-paying tables
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I hate to see them using those mandolins.
shaved chef fingers are a delicacy dontcha know
,
And right on cue he cuts his finger !!