Some of Monica's Ravioli was open!

Me too.  But I'd pronounce it correctly.. 

I am not mentioning the nose.

good eh ... Hi EFFT  

I would eat it too Baz...I'm annoyed at liking something she made 

Hi Fluffers.    Her GOGonzola's annoying me now.

Goes without saying

Another wannabee Heston

Pah! perfection it ain't

Patrick's only speaking at half speed.

which nose?

Nose? whose nose? * goes on conk watch*

Ooo liking the Irish guy ...hope he can cook too  

oh... that nose?

Adam didn't say where he was head chef 

Greg has yet to talk to him...

why do all the female chefs have horrible teeth?

Whoa! that is one roamin' conk

Pork dumplings   I like the sound of her menu.

Cos they usually throw a load of sugar into their desserts

Ooh hallo, we've got a Braveheart type.

oh right... now I see!

There you go; that nose

There's a massive Adam's Apple too

Everything comes to she who waits 

He's my favourite.

Monica won't like Chad because he's a novice 

Who put a brake on the hamsters again.....bang on time !!! 

I reckon his Dad was a bird of prey...

Cogs getting worse... we're obviously only allowed 1 post per five minutes.

Braveheart looks pee'd off for some reason 

yeah , but at least his stayed together Monica ! 

but it's joined Monica, unlike yours 

Here we go.......cogs kicking in again

Looks a bit anaemic!

What exactly is parrrrrstaaaaaah?

Monica has the knives out

Monica wants to be knocked over by a plate of food.   any takers?

It's just sausage though.