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KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.

I do not like that faffing addition.

stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it

You tell her, Kaytee

I'm going to report her for misrepresentation of Britain's finest..!

Not keen on the whelks, but had many a bowl of winkles at the beach......doubt they bothered washing them, they always tasted very salty

11/19/1412:31 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.

I do not like that faffing addition.

stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it

OMG !!!!!!!

You've done it again!

Written my thoughts 10 seconds before me.

I'm scared now.

I bet nobody's ever seen you two in the same room at the same time.

11/19/1412:31 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

11/19/1412:31 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Bloody hell Greg, your a maths genius

11/19/1412:31 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

That looks like sick

11/19/1412:32 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Wash them, put them on a plate and serve with a salt shaker and vinegar.

snap!

11/19/1412:32 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

I wouldn't serve them to the next doors cat

Next doors cat isn't worthy

11/19/1412:32 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I bet nobody's ever seen you two in the same room at the same time.

A spy is a spy is a spy

11/19/1412:32 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.

I do not like that faffing addition.

stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it

OMG !!!!!!!

You've done it again!

Written my thoughts 10 seconds before me.

I'm scared now.

I bet nobody's ever seen you two in the same room at the same time.

11/19/1412:33 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Wash them, put them on a plate and serve with a salt shaker and vinegar.

I don't think so...

11/19/1412:33 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

11/19/1412:33 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I bet nobody's ever seen you two in the same room at the same time.

A spy is a spy is a spy

*taps nose*

11/19/1412:34 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

I wanna/gonna puke

11/19/1412:34 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

I'll have a knotted hankie ready for your head.

11/19/1412:34 PM

AmythistMember 10 years

dirty shells again.... and the whelks look so unappetising

11/19/1412:34 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Wash them, put them on a plate and serve with a salt shaker and vinegar.

snap!

I know - I'm wait two minutes before posting now, just so I can like my your comments

11/19/1412:34 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Amythist:

dirty shells again.... and the whelks look so unappetising

Yes

11/19/1412:35 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

They'd only know about cutting the ends if they'd worked with or eaten them before themselves. There's no superiority to be had, Monica

11/19/1412:35 PM

AmythistMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

I wanna/gonna puke

11/19/1412:35 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:

I wanna/gonna puke

11/19/1412:36 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

I certainly would not like to handle Greg's... seafood either

11/19/1412:36 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Wash them, put them on a plate and serve with a salt shaker and vinegar.

snap!

I know - I'm wait two minutes before posting now, just so I can like my your comments

11/19/1412:36 PM

Dame_Ann_AverageMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

They'd only know about cutting the ends if they'd worked with or eaten them before themselves. There's no superiority to be had, Monica

exactly...it's not something they would cook

11/19/1412:36 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

you can just get lost in those eyes....

11/19/1412:36 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

I'll have a knotted hankie ready for your head.

My troos are rolled up in anticipation!

11/19/1412:37 PM

SydMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

And a knotted hankie on your head I hope

11/19/1412:37 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:

I certainly would not like to handle Greg's... seafood either

I would avoid Greg, with or sans seafood

11/19/1412:37 PM

KaffsMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

I'll have a knotted hankie ready for your head.

My troos are rolled up in anticipation!

if only I could post a picture of the image I have in my head

11/19/1412:37 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

That's a waste

11/19/1412:38 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Custard !

11/19/1412:38 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

I'll have a knotted hankie ready for your head.

My troos are rolled up in anticipation!

Take your feckin socks off

11/19/1412:38 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

if only I could post a picture of the image I have in my head

I know..! Centre spread of OK! innit

11/19/1412:38 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

you can just get lost in those eyes....

Yes

11/19/1412:39 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

Originally Posted by Kaytee:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:

Originally Posted by Kaffs:

I wouldn't know where to start.

No.. that's not true.

I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.

Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing)

so long as you sit in the garden with them, you're very welcome.

I'd need a deckchair for authenticity (I'll bring me own)

I'll have a knotted hankie ready for your head.

My troos are rolled up in anticipation!

Take your feckin socks off

I need them 'cos I'm wearing sandals.

11/19/1412:39 PM

SydMember 10 years

Sometimes I think they are trying to hard to guild the lily.........

11/19/1412:39 PM

CosmopolitanMember 10 years

There's a pickled onion on the top..???

11/19/1412:40 PM

KayteeMember 10 years

OK.........gimme that!

11/19/1412:40 PM

BazMember VIP10 years

I would rather have a bar of Galaxy

11/19/1412:40 PM

Enthusiastic ContrafibularitiesMember 10 years

THAT LOOKS ABSOLUTELY DELICIOUS.

I WANT, I WANT, I WANT.

GIMMIE NOWWWWWWWWWWW

11/19/1412:40 PM

AmythistMember 10 years

At last something to drool over

11/19/1412:40 PM

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