I'm just cooking my signature dish, penne pasta and baked beans.
No foam or air?
No, topped of with an ejaculate of grated cheddar.
I wondered where that sentence was going for a moment...
me too.. I've heard of people being excited by cooking... but......
The cheese left the grater at haste. 
I think Germaine is going.
wow, laughing jack's still in 
boak 
yay! Cosi-food!
Did he say 15 mins?
Whelks!!!!!
Winkles!!!
Yes ...not for long methinks 
yuk ...whelks and winkles
it's cushion in front of the eyes time
I think Greg has been in the studio and made a series of one word comments which they cut into the programme - he's not really there.
Gross
Winkles!!!
stop repeating it
Whelks!!!!!
Just your favourite dinner
Whelks and Winkles.........I am sure there are a few forumers on here who could come up with a lovely dish to satisfy the judges....
What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.
I do not like that faffing addition.
Winkles!!!
If he was brought up on this type of food, why did he ask that stupid question at the beginning?
"can you do anything with....."
tw*t
Whelks and Winkles.........I am sure there are a few forumers on here who could come up with a lovely dish to satisfy the judges....
I wouldn't serve them to the next doors cat
I wouldn't know where to start.
No.. that's not true.
I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.
What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.
I do not like that faffing addition.
stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it
They're guilding lillies here 
Basic error there Ben
I wouldn't know where to start.
No.. that's not true.
I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.
Kaffs, they wouldn't get through the kitchen door
I wouldn't know where to start.
No.. that's not true.
I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.
Wash them, put them on a plate and serve with a salt shaker and vinegar.
What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.
I do not like that faffing addition.
stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it
You tell her, Kaytee 
I'm going to report her for misrepresentation of Britain's finest..!
Whelks and Winkles.........I am sure there are a few forumers on here who could come up with a lovely dish to satisfy the judges....
I wouldn't serve them to the next doors cat
I bet next doors cat doesn't know how to use a pin with it's paws......
What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.
I do not like that faffing addition.
stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it
OMG !!!!!!!
You've done it again!
Written my thoughts 10 seconds before me.
I'm scared now.
I wouldn't know where to start.
No.. that's not true.
I'd start with the dustbin and the takeaway menu.
Or, invite me round to eat them (minus the Monica bolloxing) 
I bet next doors cat doesn't know how to use a pin with it's paws......
not if it's any sense
Whelks and Winkles.........I am sure there are a few forumers on here who could come up with a lovely dish to satisfy the judges....
I wouldn't serve them to the next doors cat
Next doors cat isn't worthy 
What's she doing?!!! It's bread and butter and a bit of vinegar for garnsih.
I do not like that faffing addition.
stick em in a bowl and garnish with a pin...and that's it
OMG !!!!!!!
You've done it again!
Written my thoughts 10 seconds before me.
I'm scared now.
I bet nobody's ever seen you two in the same room at the same time.
