Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Baz:
Well I reseve the right to revert to cougar mode if a better * cook* comes along 
Revert? REVERT..??!!!
Nettle pesto! That'll sting yer throat.
Yeah walk past in the park - the leaves that dogs pee against.
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
it might not be completely dry Kaff where he's touched in
I had hoped that.. but it is 
Ach.. worst case it's another tin of paint and a bit of embarrassment... he needs to get his arse back tomorrow though - my suite's being delivered on Friday!
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Yeah walk past in the park - the leaves that dogs pee against.
and worse
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Nettle pesto! That'll sting yer throat.
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
I'll have the bacon, it's away from the nettles
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
Oooh, good thinking! The door on my dishwasher is stiff and needs repairing (due yesterday, yeah right-o)...I could get a new kitchen sooner than this lot take to turn up 
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
With Mr K's DIY skills, more that likely....I suggested a new oven and hob, but that fell on deaf ears
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'll have the bacon, it's away from the nettles
I read that as *netties*
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'll have the bacon, it's away from the nettles
Yeah, but... ketchup or brown - that's the culinary quandry.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
With Mr K's DIY skills, more that likely....I suggested a new oven and hob, but that fell on deaf ears
Shout louder, darlin'
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
I'll have the bacon, it's away from the nettles
Yeah, but... ketchup or brown - that's the culinary quandry.
brown, always with bacon
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
Oooh, good thinking! The door on my dishwasher is stiff and needs repairing (due yesterday, yeah right-o)...I could get a new kitchen sooner than this lot take to turn up
I am working on a new oven for now, with a ceramic hob
Originally Posted by Baz:
Snap Cosmo
I've been nobbled by the infamous cogs! They seem to have gone now....and I can post again.
Word to Marcus - You don't 'reduce things down'. Reducing means 'bringing it down'.
Ollie is going to be annoying
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
Oooh, good thinking! The door on my dishwasher is stiff and needs repairing (due yesterday, yeah right-o)...I could get a new kitchen sooner than this lot take to turn up
I am working on a new oven for now, with a ceramic hob
...and besides, Crimbo's coming
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
With Mr K's DIY skills, more that likely....I suggested a new oven and hob, but that fell on deaf ears
Shout louder, darlin'
He has a very low hearing level for domestic goodies, now if I'd mentioned something techy, he would have been out of the door and down to the shop toot sweet
you'll all log off and demand new kitchen appliances and your other halves will ban you from watching Masterchef again.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
Oooh, good thinking! The door on my dishwasher is stiff and needs repairing (due yesterday, yeah right-o)...I could get a new kitchen sooner than this lot take to turn up
I am working on a new oven for now, with a ceramic hob
...and besides, Crimbo's coming
True.....catering will be a necessity
brian's an Aberdonian
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
you'll all log off and demand new kitchen appliances and your other halves will ban you from watching Masterchef again.
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
I've been nobbled by the infamous cogs! They seem to have gone now....and I can post again.
Word to Marcus - You don't 'reduce things down'. Reducing means 'bringing it down'.
The forum was dreadful at about 5.30 ....and went down ( robot) at about 5.45
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I had an oven disaster, the door hinge broke....awaiting the delivery of new hinges so no cooking until Thursday.......silver linings and all that, the downside is that Mr K is going to fix it
Don't worry it will come right in the end
I was about to say that's not a disaster... but are you likely to be oven-less after Thursday? Play your cards right you could have a new kitchen out of this...
With Mr K's DIY skills, more that likely....I suggested a new oven and hob, but that fell on deaf ears
Shout louder, darlin'
He has a very low hearing level for domestic goodies, now if I'd mentioned something techy, he would have been out of the door and down to the shop toot sweet
Buy him an ear trumpet for Crimbo and explain the technicalities of burnt dinners in the foreseeable future.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Ollie is going to be annoying
Check my post at about 8.15
It's a big County, there's the odd ar$e
oh dear - and he forgot the batter
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Yeah walk past in the park - the leaves that dogs pee against.
Throw in a few docken leaves and you'll be OK!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
brian's an Aberdonian
he'll do..my one is going to be a right tit
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
you'll all log off and demand new kitchen appliances and your other halves will ban you from watching Masterchef again.
I ain't scared of Mr C. And he relies on me to feed him; he burns water.