last guys gonna go 
Originally Posted by Baz:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Olly for the chop tonight
I reckon its this guy
Could be, but Olly's was rubbish
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Says the woman from deep fried haggisland! 
I shall not be sharing my whelks with you ever again.
oh noooooo....
phew!
insult her again Kaff's and you'll get out of the eels too 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Says the woman from deep fried haggisland!
I shall not be sharing my whelks with you ever again.
oh noooooo....
phew!
insult her again Kaff's and you'll get out of the eels too
Nah, I'll force feed her with my full range of delicacies 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Update on the dodgy oven door.......I have persuaded Mr K that it would be much more sensible to get a new oven ( and hob while we're at it)
*High 5's Sista* 
Entirely new kitchen made him blanch....so he was happy to accept the alternative
Chip away, Kaytee - your hints should be dropped with all the subtlety of a nuclear bomb
I shall act happy until after Christmas....and then start working
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Could be, but Olly's was rubbish
He's from the lake district...it's hard when you're practicing on a camping stove
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Says the woman from deep fried haggisland!
I shall not be sharing my whelks with you ever again.
oh noooooo....
phew!
insult her again Kaff's and you'll get out of the eels too
Nah, I'll force feed her with my full range of delicacies
now I'm nervous... there will be tentacles involved won't there?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Nah, I'll force feed her with my full range of delicacies
poor Kaffs 
You gave 'em dodgy left overs....what did you expect?
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Could be, but Olly's was rubbish
He's from the lake district...it's hard when you're practicing on a camping stove
....and halfway up Skiddaw
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
last guys gonna go
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I shall act happy until after Christmas....and then start working
screwdriver at the hinges when he's at work
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Says the woman from deep fried haggisland!
I shall not be sharing my whelks with you ever again.
oh noooooo....
phew!
insult her again Kaff's and you'll get out of the eels too
Nah, I'll force feed her with my full range of delicacies
now I'm nervous... there will be tentacles involved won't there?
Oh yes I'll deep fry them so that you feel at home.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
You gave 'em dodgy left overs....what did you expect?
T'other bloke's going
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I shall act happy until after Christmas....and then start working
screwdriver at the hinges when he's at work
No....that's what knackered the hinges in the first place.....me slamming the oven door
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Says the woman from deep fried haggisland!
I shall not be sharing my whelks with you ever again.
oh noooooo....
phew!
insult her again Kaff's and you'll get out of the eels too
Nah, I'll force feed her with my full range of delicacies
now I'm nervous... there will be tentacles involved won't there?
Oh yes I'll deep fry them so that you feel at home.
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
....and halfway up Skiddaw
I used to scree run down the bottom slopes of Skiddaw...now I get knackered looking up at it
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
T'other bloke's going
Ahem 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
No....that's what knackered the hinges in the first place.....me slamming the oven door
I meant on the kitchen cupboards
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
....and halfway up Skiddaw
I used to scree run down the bottom slopes of Skiddaw...now I get knackered looking up at it
I got knackered having a pic nic at the bottom of it
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
No....that's what knackered the hinges in the first place.....me slamming the oven door
I meant on the kitchen cupboards
Hmmmmmm could work
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I got knackered having a pic nic at the bottom of it
I blame the thin air nowt to do with all the cigarette's I used to smoke 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
No....that's what knackered the hinges in the first place.....me slamming the oven door
I meant on the kitchen cupboards
you're so devious! i likes you.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
I got knackered having a pic nic at the bottom of it
I blame the thin air nowt to do with all the cigarette's I used to smoke
Course not
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
I meant on the kitchen cupboards
you're so devious! i likes you.
thanks, I think
come on Daz
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
come on Daz
I like him too, along with Brian. Please don't tell Baz though! 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
come on Daz
I like him too, along with Brian. Please don't tell Baz though!
says nothing
Samphire....Oh,dear!
I'm sure I saw packaging that had 'apricot sorbet' on it? 
throws up 
Daz for the win so far
I like the sound of Jethro's main dish.
Don;t all shout at me at once