it's not proper food though is it?     I'm reallly liking this microwaved sponge pudding and tinned custard I'm having.   *imagines ant throwing up his hands in horror*  

Yes, it was Kaffy... Noma or something??

Struth...when are they gonna put a snag on the barbie?

Could be Baz... 'noma cup of tea'

Beautiful bits of fish

If Jackie is a veggie/vegan how does she fare with tasting her cooking...

Different tastes.  It's cutting edge, interesting, creative food to me.  Not something you can whip up at home but then it's not meant to be.  You don't complain about avant guarde theatre being crap because it's not Coronation Street.  Or slag off a Picasso cause it's not finger painting.

Just different innit.  It's fun.  Food like that gives me a lot of pleasure.

 Yes, but, philistine that I am,  I think they are rubbish too

Oh it's very clever... as as art form.   It's just not how I see food (obviously - being a sponge pudding person )     Whatever floats your boat though.      How dare you say Corrie isn't avant guarde theatre though?  

Well the scientists should have an interest in the techniques if nothing else...

Come on.. look at half those scientists.... blobby peas 3 mm in diameter aren't going to do them are they? 

Here come the Shrimp balls!

See... again with the miniscule food.... they must be tiny 

I have a craving for fish fingers ...

I think Tom could be going home tonight...

I've never liked these foams.  Even when they work.

 Cod and chips would do it for me

I've only seen them on programmes like this.... they remind me of squirty cream that's collapsed.

Lol......Prawn Cocktail.....thats exactly what I thought.......Ho Hum.....Lol.....

I was fascinated by the balls too.......

I was fascinated by your balls.  

I think tom's  abit boring, but I really want rid of Jackie tonight

 I know, I couldn't quite believe she said that. Hi Scotty

 SHE said....OMG!!!!!

I agree, on both counts...

They've been around for years but tbh too often they taste dilute at best or of bugger all at worst.  They look nice but that's not really enough is it.  Wish they'd bog off.

I hope these people had eaten before the arrived...... cos there is hardly a mouthful for each course..

  Hi Baz  

I agreed with the scientist too ... and therefore Jackie.    Shoot me now.

ewwwwwwwwwwww

Pub atmosphere aroma.......LOVE it.......the good old days....

The guy with the bow tie would scoff a maccy d's and love it eh?

fags, fags and fags

Yes

Thanks, sydders.... it's only what I deserve.

If I had meant it I would have worn a dress...

Yes. 

The scientists are a right nice bunch of people.  

I bet Jackie doesn't cut her finger today!!!