That is very pretty
but would you eat it, or put it on the matlepiece?
As I am starving on this diet I would definitely not waste it on the mantelshelf
ooh - another dieter - the forum must have lost stones the past few months! how are you doing?
Even bloody garnished in cauli! 
nearest pub and chip shop 
That Sea Bass dish looks yummy......
I'd give this gaff a wide swerve 
I was just thinking that.
That is very pretty
but would you eat it, or put it on the matlepiece?
As I am starving on this diet I would definitely not waste it on the mantelshelf
ooh - another dieter - the forum must have lost stones the past few months! how are you doing?
Just under a stone ....but at least another half to three quarters to go !
apart from the squid, mind, that looks ok.
I'd give this gaff a wide swerve
I wouldn't ...so far I would eat it all 
I would't eat raw scallop and dried roe, I would rather chew me leg
It's all pretty horrible....so far!
Too posh for me, this grub
That is very pretty
but would you eat it, or put it on the matlepiece?
As I am starving on this diet I would definitely not waste it on the mantelshelf
ooh - another dieter - the forum must have lost stones the past few months! how are you doing?
Just under a stone ....but at least another half to three quarters to go !
well done you - past the half way mark
Yumm, that Lamb dish looks gorgeous too..........
That is very pretty
but would you eat it, or put it on the matlepiece?
As I am starving on this diet I would definitely not waste it on the mantelshelf
ooh - another dieter - the forum must have lost stones the past few months! how are you doing?
Just under a stone ....but at least another half to three quarters to go !
That is very pretty
but would you eat it, or put it on the matlepiece?
As I am starving on this diet I would definitely not waste it on the mantelshelf
ooh - another dieter - the forum must have lost stones the past few months! how are you doing?
Just under a stone ....but at least another half to three quarters to go !
well done you - past the half way mark
Yes...just wished it felt like it !
Too posh for me, this grub
posh can be lovely, so far I would eat none of this
Just under a stone ....but at least another half to three quarters to go !
I'd give this gaff a wide swerve
I wouldn't ...so far I would eat it all
I would't eat raw scallop and dried roe, I would rather chew me leg
I'd rather chew... er..umm... errm.. you know.. ahh ... hmm....
well, I'd prefer not to eat it, let's leave it at that
Too posh for me, this grub
posh can be lovely, so far I would eat none of this
Yeah, I spose you've got a point
That lamb is alive :
Baaaaaa......
I'd rather chew... er..umm... errm.. you know.. ahh ... hmm....
well, I'd prefer not to eat it, let's leave it at that
after thinking about it... ones as bad as t'other
That lamb is alive :
Baaaaaa......
*Shouts mint sauce* 
It's all pretty horrible....so far!
So you would not pay the ÂĢ150 he probably wants for his meal?
I've had lamb chops tonight 
Oh gosh ..they have to do it in front of the diners
No pressure then
I hate all this food touching.
It's all pretty horrible....so far!
So you would not pay the ÂĢ150 he probably wants for his meal?
No, I'm going to pass on this one.
I've had lamb chops tonight
Oooo lucky you ..yummy
I won the Euro Lottery...all of a fiver
Yet more pansies in the food.
"I'm really under the cosh at the moment" - she's only done two dishes!
But, but, but Fran has only assembled it. !!!
I could do that !
