Oooooh! That tart sounds nice.....
*Thinks back to Kaffs post last night* 
I held back from using Kaff's line too
I was gonna say....I'll bet you haven't heard her 
I was going to say *yes.....I am*
PMSL!! again!!
Hello in here
Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
Salad looks edible
There is too much going on in his dish
Not to Torrode's liking again, therefore it's doomed to failure! 
Hello in here Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
That lamb is still almost gamboling around the field!
Just checked.... We had black cod at Nathan Outlaw's gaff*
*Name drop alert
Was it nice?
Yes. Just a nicely cooked piece of cod (chunkier than usual).
Was on a taster menu of 7 courses, so just a few mouthfuls really.
Oooooh! That tart sounds nice.....
*Thinks back to Kaffs post last night*
I held back from using Kaff's line too
I was gonna say....I'll bet you haven't heard her
I was going to say *yes.....I am*
PMSL!! again!!
jolly good, raw mat again 
Raw meat as well 
oh bugger, I'm childminding and can't multitask spell
Hello in here Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
It's about the nosh and only the nosh, tsk..!
jolly good, raw mat again
Raw meat as well
oh bugger, I'm childminding and can't multitask spell
I was gonna pick you up on it 
Ooooooh a singed tart!!!!!
She needs worry about a soggy bottom, looks burnt to me
She's cooked that cod dish 10 times before and yet didn't remove the soggy skin..?
Tart looks burnt, or is that the plum slices?
Has the plum burnt ?
Snap
That tart needs more plums
Has the plum burnt ?
Looks like it to me
jolly good, raw mat again
Raw meat as well
oh bugger, I'm childminding and can't multitask spell
I was gonna pick you up on it
and I'm detoxing, so can't blame the booze
Tortellini looks nice.
She's cooked that cod dish 10 times before and yet didn't remove the soggy skin..?
Bad chef!
Yayyy, well done the smiler
That tart needs more plums
that tart needed a bin
jolly good, raw mat again
Raw meat as well
oh bugger, I'm childminding and can't multitask spell
I was gonna pick you up on it
and I'm detoxing, so can't blame the booze
PMSL!!
That plate looks really nice
and I'm detoxing, so can't blame the booze
You are a woman in hell..! 
Hello in here Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
It's about the nosh and only the nosh, tsk..!
Which was the best of the lot
That tart needs more plums
that tart needed a bin
Hello in here Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
It's about the nosh and only the nosh, tsk..!
since when??
and I'm detoxing, so can't blame the booze
You are a woman in hell..!
I know...only until Saturday though 
Ha, he did well, despite Torrode's scepticism!
Best two went through
Hello in here Simon to win this based on his lovely smile menu
It's about the nosh and only the nosh, tsk..!
Which was the best of the lot
So it would seem It did look lovely.
