Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
I would strain it through a pair of my grannies old tights, that would do the job just as well.
Tell her to take them off first
Massimo AND Marcus. I may faint.
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
I'd mess up on purpose....then Massimo would have to come over and give me his attention. Excellent idea, Cosi! 
And he's got a brother too!
Is he as wonderful as Mass..?
I don't want sloppy seconds y'know.
One's grey and one's dark 
I'll go for the dark one....Royal Family shows the second son is always the best bet
what...Andy "fingers"Windsor
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Massimo AND Marcus. I may faint.
Marcus is gorgeous *faints*
Still sounds like F***ers to me
Calm down Cosmo...
I don't see James Martin!
What the...
Fix.
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Originally Posted by Baz:
Oh shut up Greg ....they do the same thing every year !
He prolly says the same thing every year too
Originally Posted by Baz:
Fock off Simon!
I sorted that typo for you Baz
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
He's gorgeous....I can dream!
Could you be arsed, honestly?
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Or Jean Cristophe.......and I'll share the smelling salts
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
you know.. those razor clams had perfectly good shells to begin with...
Originally Posted by Syd:
Calm down Cosmo...
These ladies are all gonna have heart failure shortly
I think you may already have let him down Emma.
Originally Posted by Syd:
Could you be arsed, honestly?
No way
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Or Jean Cristophe.......and I'll share the smelling salts
oh my... how could I have forgotten him?
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
or Mockers
I love 'Crenchie' 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Or Jean Cristophe.......and I'll share the smelling salts
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
I saw him first!......well I'm claiming I did
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Or Jean Cristophe.......and I'll share the smelling salts
Jean Cristophe *swoons*
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
I can say with 100% honesty that not one of these gentlemen do anything for me.
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
or Mockers
At least it makes him sound more interesting... 
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Syd:
Calm down Cosmo...
These ladies are all gonna have heart failure shortly
What are they like 
.....what about the food I say!
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Amythist:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Whoa........Here's MARCUSSSSS
this forum is a tumult of hormones
If Marco Pierre White turns up I'll have to go and lie down.
Or Jean Cristophe.......and I'll share the smelling salts
oh my... how could I have forgotten him?
Must have been a bit tizzed with all the lovely men on show, understandable
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
I can say with 100% honesty that not one of these gentlemen do anything for me.
Yeah, we left Monica for you
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
At least it makes him sound more interesting...
Originally Posted by Enthusiastic Contrafibularities:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Massimo's mine. The rest of you can fight over Marcus
I can say with 100% honesty that not one of these gentlemen do anything for me.
You want Monica don't you?
Have they come from a funeral? Did Gordon Ramsay die during his latest face lift or something?