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Kaytee posted:

Ooh!.....just had a heavy breathing phone call.....so I told him that I hoped he was enjoying himself and to eff off.....then I realised that he probably was

I told you I need you to stay on the phone longer. Get yourself a whistle and blow his brains out. Get yourself a whistle and deafen him. 

 

*phew, found the right phrase in the end*

 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities
Rexi posted:
Kaytee posted:

Ooh!.....just had a heavy breathing phone call.....so I told him that I hoped he was enjoying himself and to eff off.....then I realised that he probably was

I had one once, and told him that I was busy and could he call back later. He put the phone down on me

We had one the day we moved in....we surmised it was the phone engineer when he was testing the line 

FM
  1. Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:
Kaytee posted:

Ooh!.....just had a heavy breathing phone call.....so I told him that I hoped he was enjoying himself and to eff off.....then I realised that he probably was

I told you I need you to stay on the phone longer. Get yourself a whistle and blow his brains out. Get yourself a whistle and deafen him. 

 

*phew, found the right phrase in the end*

 

If he had known that I was nothing near being a nubile young thing......he would have put the phone down himself.......and he was probs doing that too come to think

Kaytee
Last edited by Kaytee
Dame_Ann_Average posted:
Rexi posted:

I had one once, and told him that I was busy and could he call back later. He put the phone down on me

I had one and my friend two miles away got the same caller...he must have had the word written down  I told him to go dress the blisters on his hand 

Ewwww, stoppit, I'm watching a food programme!

Rexi

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