unload the gun Amythist 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
jesus...
we wish...we would have gotten bread and fish 
"Over spiced heart attack" 
Give the chef a portion 
Burger van outside a nightclub in Grimethorp....Bye bye Carl
He's gone surely?
holy shit.....
Jeez...look at those dumplings
did he go on this for a bet 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
unload the gun Amythist
this is like the comedy auditions at X Factor
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
jesus...
we wish...we would have gotten bread and fish
And water would be wine 
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
"Over spiced heart attack"
Give the chef a portion
And one for Greg
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Jeez...look at those dumplings
channeling Vids there, kaytee?
For gawd sake! did he come on here for a bet!
Dumbstruck
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Right, I'm proper naffed off with blue glove bloke.
they're making me feel a bit icky
I keep thinking "scientist" but without the endearing 'mad' part.
Ah....you watched 'Firefly' too,
"Two by two, hands of blue...."
I have no idea what you're talking about, Fluffs Sorry..!
It's ok. I didn't really expect anyone to. It was a good few years ago and was another good American Sci-fi programme that got cancelled! 
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
did he go on this for a bet
LOL I didn't see your post before I did mine
this must be what Greg tells john not to even put in his mouth.
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
jesus...
we wish...we would have gotten bread and fish
And water would be wine
you bet
Let's face it, he can't cook
Originally Posted by Sprout:
Originally Posted by Dame_Ann_Average:
did he go on this for a bet
LOL I didn't see your post before I did mine
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Jeez...look at those dumplings
channeling Vids there, kaytee?
Must be.....where has he gone btw?
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Cosmopolitan:
Right, I'm proper naffed off with blue glove bloke.
they're making me feel a bit icky
I keep thinking "scientist" but without the endearing 'mad' part.
Ah....you watched 'Firefly' too,
"Two by two, hands of blue...."
I have no idea what you're talking about, Fluffs Sorry..!
It's ok. I didn't really expect anyone to. It was a good few years ago and was another good American Sci-fi programme that got cancelled!
Aww, bless you for explaining 
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Let's face it, he can't cook
is cooking matches his personality 
Nah, they'll not take gamble on you Carl.....believe me
no you cant Carl...go and never come back..though I fear he will be on any reality/game show he can
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Jeez...look at those dumplings
channeling Vids there, kaytee?
Must be.....where has he gone btw?
he still pops up now and again i think (no pun intended)
Texture of a sink plug
Originally Posted by Amythist:
no you cant Carl...go and never come back..though I fear he will be on any reality/game show he can
Originally Posted by Amythist:
no you cant Carl...go and never come back..though I fear he will be on any reality/game show he can
Originally Posted by Baz:
He has to be the worse cook they've ever had ,
yep..certainly that I can remember
yay - Elvis!
Thank bog for that!
blue gloves and Carl....sorted
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Originally Posted by Kaffs:
Originally Posted by Kaytee:
Jeez...look at those dumplings
channeling Vids there, kaytee?
Must be.....where has he gone btw?
he still pops up now and again i think (no pun intended)
I suppose he'll turn up if a pneumatic blonde appears on the show