Hiya.

Fooking phone.......AGAIN!

No , I don't think they are .....sadly  

Cuckoo Spit !!

Those clams look nice, although I've never had them so I dunno what they taste like. Woman of simple tastes 

A lot going on on that plate Jack

Jack's starter sounds and looks divine.

Was it Damesy? 

He's getting great praise so far..

Well done Jack .....

John and Jack sitting in a tree ...

gorgonzola ice cream... that's weird

He's doing well.......

ah ... here we go with the reason for him not to win..

Ki....... 

Gorgonzola ice cream???????????????

Jack's thrown down the gauntlet with those dishes   

There we go ....I reckon that will be the * weakness* they will use  

Awful idea IMO.

Just a hint though apparently

Torode wants Ping Pong too win

Yep.

Although very odd...cheese and pears do go together, but can't really get my head around it in ice cream

Have to say, Jack's food looks fantastic!

I'm quite moist around the eyes.

Good start Luke

Is that dandyruff on Wallace's jacket? 

Even a hint is waaaay too much for me. He should have done a nice vanilla ice cream with a chocolate wafer stick in it. Mmmmm.

'the smell of your bisque is intoxicating'

strangest chat up line I've ever heard.

Yep ! Despite the fact that that chef yesterday said Jack's cooking was 2 Michelin Star

Arancini isn't elegant - it's a rustic dish FGS!

That's you done Luke.....wasn't *elegant*

Have you been in the shower? did you get dried properly? 

shouldn't just be down to who those two fancy

Yeah, I could've gone with that 

No popping candy then... slightly disappointed.

Yep......and wait for it ...Pings will not have one bad thing said