Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Who says they're not already? Internet fridges an all that 

 

are you related to Trump or just off your rocker 

PMSL!!    Internet fridges that know what you have and when it's running out and orders and replaces   Do you not know about them? 

Kaytee posted:

Mines not bugged it's bu£&ered

beans in the pan then 

Baz posted:

I liked Thomasina 

Me too!

Poached pear....dull dull dull

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

Extremely Fluffy Fluffy Thing posted:

Baz posted:

I liked Thomasina 

Me too!

and me...not so much now

Amythist posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Who says they're not already? Internet fridges an all that 

 

are you related to Trump or just off your rocker 

same thing innit

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

Kaytee posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Baz posted:

Amythist posted:

I like the Russian...Putin's idea to take over the BBC

 If she stays too long she will defo be my grrrrr figure !!

 

bugged microwaves 

Mines not bugged it's bu£&ered

LMAO!! 

Sprout posted:

PMSL!!    Internet fridges that know what you have and when it's running out and orders and replaces   Do you not know about them? 

I don't think that's anything to do with Trumps microwave or Putin's business interests though 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

And cornflakes

Okra........yuck.............

Amythist posted:

same thing innit

yep, you're right Amy 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

Beans on toast with brown sauce? 

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Kaytee posted:

Baz posted:

Amythist posted:

I like the Russian...Putin's idea to take over the BBC

 If she stays too long she will defo be my grrrrr figure !!

Already is mine

Well I was trying to give her some leeway , but yes 

Leo's don't do leeway, you know that lol

Very true ...so I'll just own up ....I detest her

Sprout posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

Beans on toast with brown sauce? 

Suits me 

ruined it with the sultanas

Kaytee posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

And cornflakes

Which I'm currently eating. 

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Who says they're not already? Internet fridges an all that 

 

are you related to Trump or just off your rocker 

same thing innit

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

I'm currently eating a mouthful of KP nuts and nearly spat them out when I read that and laffed 

Kaytee posted:

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

I just get a deflated pumpkin image whenever I see him, I can't think of anyone that repulses me as much 

Sprout posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

Beans on toast with brown sauce? 

You forgot the egg. 

That does not look crispy to me.

Leek ash....that's a new one

one scallop 

Amythist posted:

ruined it with the sultanas

I quite like savoury rice with sultanas in...so I'll have yours 

the way he flung his cloth over his shoulder was very matadoresque...and then he bent down and flicked the switch of a mini processor...let down

Kaytee posted:

Leek ash....that's a new one

Aka burnt 

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

Sprout posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

I'm current resident chef in my own kitchen. Producing classic British dishes centered around bread, beans, egg and brown sauce.

 

 

Beans on toast with brown sauce? 

You forgot the egg. 

  Hey, I'm skim reading tryna keep up!

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

That does not look crispy to me.

 

nope it needs some bacon viagra 

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Who says they're not already? Internet fridges an all that 

 

are you related to Trump or just off your rocker 

same thing innit

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

As long as that is all you do when Trump is mentioned,,,,,,

leek ash dust!...thats what you get in the bottom of your pan...

Amythist posted:

the way he flung his cloth over his shoulder was very matadoresque...and then he bent down and flicked the switch of a mini processor...let down

Looks like he emptied an ash tray on that scallop

Baz posted:

Amythist posted:

ruined it with the sultanas

I quite like savoury rice with sultanas in...so I'll have yours 

Sprout posted:

Kaytee posted:

Amythist posted:

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Sprout posted:

Who says they're not already? Internet fridges an all that 

 

are you related to Trump or just off your rocker 

same thing innit

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

I'm currently eating a mouthful of KP nuts and nearly spat them out when I read that and laffed 

Off he goes with a trumpety trump.....trump,trump,trump lol

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Enthusiastic Contrafibularities posted:

 

That does not look crispy to me.

 

 

nope it needs some bacon viagra 

That pork looks yummy though 

Amythist posted:

the way he flung his cloth over his shoulder was very matadoresque...and then he bent down and flicked the switch of a mini processor...let down

Amythist posted:

Poached pear....dull dull dull

Too much poached pear, already!

I would eat that........

Dame_Ann_Average posted:

Kaytee posted:

Whenever Trump is mentioned I start singing Nellie the Elephant

I just get a deflated pumpkin image whenever I see him, I can't think of anyone that repulses me as much 

Man is a repulsive moron Dame