I agree....

 It's that italian/spanish woman from last year 

Not sure on the idea of custard, but the other ingredients sound good.

Damn you, Aki..!

do I detect a grrr in there somewhere?

Si..!

if you tasted a mouth of fresh sea, you'd puke though, surely?

 Well I certainly would...

I think the idiot meant 'ozone' taste

Just a small one

Shelina, slice it up and finish it off in a pan - quick!

that looks a bit crap

Charlie is holding things up....

The chicken looks nice.

Why should they wait for him..????  Not fair.

The main courses aren't going too well.....

i thikn tom's dish look really dull

Nope, Charlie you're a gonna.

Yep.....

Trouble with the chicken lady is that she reminds me too much of Italian lady.....

I know what you mean... i do like her though

String..!

And you're right K'Bo, it's a bit too bland (Tom) to be tempting.

The guy who won last years (Tom?) was quite a clever cook, but he annoys me

nothing has wowed me tonight!

I'm not a dessert person but I'm interested in this BF gateau.

Retro pud

I want a Black Forest Gateau

Hi Zazz

yep, I didn't want him to win until the very last show, then he won me over

Me too

Snap!

Hi Zazz

It's looking like a dog's breakfast tho.

It's a bit slapdash, random and haphazard at the mo, I think 

evening all

Matthew made his pudding look like it really did taste bad!

Oh dear... he has stuffed up being time.... 

get a grip mathew!  Man up!

*makes note*  Kaff is a very mean dog owner

That pear thingy looked quite nice....

Sheesh!  There's retro and then there's dated!

taxi for emma

LOL... it's all going from bad to worse 

state of matthew

andrew's winning the dessert battle