He has been a bit of a disappointment so far, v quiet...maybe he's just settling himself in?

That picture is truly awful!  Why would brothers want to get oiled up and pose together like that?  Is it supposed to feed the female version of the male 'twins fantasy'?

It was the eighties to be fair Cinds........things have changed a hell of a lot  

This is it Baz, i miss LF. Moreso with this lot. Its early days tho,nobody with any sense is going to show their cards this early in the game.

Dunno... all a bit disturbing innit?   Maybe it was an anti-vodka advert?

I agree Skylark .... But I am enjoying it so far

Me too  x

in keeping with the thread title 

I really like him and maybe that's because he looks so easy on the eye *winks*, but I wish we had live feed to see how they all really are.  I've surprised myself cos I'm beginning to get hooked ~ again ~ and I didnt think that would happen

6.27pm: Jasmine is telling Martin that she hoped he was a bad boy, but she realises now that he's just a thoroughly nice chap.

1.52pm: Rhian doesn't feel up to the #bbshots task, so Martin has stepped into the breach. WHATTA MAN, ladies and gents.

That Bloody Scary really is bloody spicy, eh, Martin?

Yes and happily married. he wouldnt touch her with a ten foot pole!!

when i went to see them a couple years ago 

I always preferred this one myself

mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm 

never Sprout - you don't look anywhere near that age  

Day 10: The House Martin

The bass-man and character actor has got into the BB groove so seamlessly, in fact, that it's no surprise that he's something of a fan of the show. Martin's managed to grab himself plenty of screen-time without getting into any rucks or rows and he's one of a small number of housemates who seem to actually be enjoying the experience so far this summer. When he's not washing up – which he spends vast amounts of his time doing – he's generally hanging out, making the most of the sun and chatting away amicably with his fellow housemates.

An eviction night is just around the corner, so at least five of our celebs can be forgiven for spending Day 10 rattled, but Martin's not among their number. Actually, he doesn't seem remotely affected by the oncoming shake-up. Even when the late-night nom-bomb were announced, his attitude was more 'you've got to laugh' than 'oh my gosh'.

This morning, Martin took some time out to get to know Rhian - the girl he nominated on Day 8. They sat together in the smoking area and, for the first time since launch night, made an effort to get to know one another. It started with the model lamenting the fact she decided not to eat any steak the previous evening. "Oh, man. It was delicious!" Martin told her, possibly making things worse. Balancing things out, he then started to tell her that she needs to take care of herself if she's going to make it through the show. Rhian started asking him about his acting career and the two spent some quality time for the first time, chitter-chattering about their lives. It was spoiled slightly when Harvey started talking about cars, but these things happen.

Later on he went back to scouring kitchen utensils, rotating his time between his beloved kitchen chores and lively chit-chat with Harvey without a single care in the whole wide world. Mr Kemp seems to go from strength-to-strength, eluding too much criticism and branching out, widening his circle of friends while enjoying his time in the CBB House. Is this man totally incapable of offending anybody? There's plenty of time for that. Don’t count on the House Martin staying this chilled for the duration.

The Kemp gets a face full of gunge

he can do my dishes and pans any day 

Mr Sophisticated 

Mr Giggles

Mr Cool Calm and Collected

I find him abit of a disappointment if I'm honest. I thought he had a bit more about him. I'VE ALWAYS LIKED sPANDAU bALLET, HIS CHARACTER IN ee AND THE WAY HE conducts himself, but there doesn't seem anything interesting there. Sorry about the caps. Once I've had a drink this laptop turns into a wrestling animal and I can't always contain it.

That's odd Col, I can control mine when I've been drinking 

It's the spacebar more than anything. I press it and it doesn't respond, but touch the blinking square which goes for a mouse, I only have to look at it and it goes off into all sorts of directions. I'm waiting for a table to put it on so I can connect a mouse.

Martin Claus