She could just borrow a camel and put one of those things on her head innit. Jobs a goodun. 
Before my sis' lived there I used to think I was dead bloody good at bartering....the envy of the other tourists, English men used to spit at me! Now I know that if they think you live there you can get it at at least half the price again!
Aaaaah sure she can blag it with a few Merhabas, Nasilsins, Iyi ims and Cok paras etc ..,, well I can
Where is this place again?! 
Ha,ha ha GJ ....you should be much more worried about all those good looking Turkish boys who are after a piece of a 'mature' English woman
Aaaaah sure she can blag it with a few Merhabas, Nasilsins, Iyi ims and Cok paras etc ..,, well I can
Where is this place again?!
Karma
It's pronounced choc
LOL..be v v careful of what you wish for honey
Aaaaah sure she can blag it with a few Merhabas, Nasilsins, Iyi ims and Cok paras etc ..,, well I can
Where is this place again?!
Karma It's pronounced choc
Oh. 
She's seen them and they have my name on. I havent actually told her she's going, I've tried to hint that I'm taking my mate but I think she thinks I'm just taking the piss. She defo thinks she's going.
You're in deep doo doo Crunch!......Now, tell me if it was Cheryl, would you be going with her or yer mate?
CHERYL!! But then again my mate and I agreed when applying that if he gets tickets he'll take me and if i get tickets ill take him. Deal's a deal!
That sounds fair enough to me, just tell her that 
Not going to Marrakech now. Too many people are saying I'll get drugs planted on me Midnight express stylee plus I don't think I could mentally endure a whole week with my girlfriend's mate.
Shame you're not going, it's a lovely place.
