Sadly, I think he would be.
I could do some serious damage with some scissors and a razor in that house
I could do some serious damage with some scissors and a razor in that house
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He would be MORE repulsive...the sideburns are the only edge he has.
Yep... it's his personality I am not mad about.. very egoic!
Yes.
He looks like the middle of his face has been punched in.
He looks like the middle of his face has been punched in.
I'd love to snip his ego
Anyone good with Photoshop so we can see Marcus sans chops?
IF he accepted that the facial hair thing was there to cover up a face that would make even a mother weep, I could deal with it.
BUT
WHO planted the idea in his head that he's eye candy?
BUT
WHO planted the idea in his head that he's eye candy?
Am i the only one in this forum that likes Marcus?
quote:Originally posted by The Secretary:
WHO planted the idea in his head that he's eye candy?
Those wimmin in his magazines can't see him, must be his mother telling him he's gawjuss
his head is square, i dont know how anhyone manages that
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
really?
cant stand the square head and fat ego and he is NOT and nothing like my beloved wolverine 
hes deluded! he thinks hes gods gift to women 
from the channel 4 websitequote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
really?
Woof! Thatâs right â woof! Because if thereâs one word Marcus is going to say, itâs woof! Or maybe graaaaarrrr. Or Yeah! Because Marcus is a bloke, yeah?
Fearless and manly are two words he openly uses to describe himself, and heâs ready to take on any task or challenge to prove heâs âthe manâ.
If he could have his dream job, it would be as a porn star. Yeah! And if he could break the law, heâd do a bank job for the âhigh rock and roll factor.â Yeah!
Oh, did we mention Marcus has lived on his own for 20 years with his cat. No, thought not.
Surprisingly, Marcus does have one or two bad habits including swearing, chewing his nails and arguing. He freely admits that he uses the worst swear words around, so âbleepsâ should be expected. Do not adjust your set.
Naked ladies, toys and guitars make him happy. People who dislike his hair offend him. Did we mention that Marcus was single? And has a mullet?
He has a right gompy underbite.
The fact he's 35 and still lives with his mum is a total turn-off.
quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
really?
He will always be repulsive.
He thinks that he will finally get laid that way yes?quote:Originally posted by Marguerita:quote:Originally posted by Aimee:quote:Originally posted by Koala Brother:
considering his goal in life is to become a porn star he is very repulsive
really?
quote:Originally posted by Mercedes78:
Am i the only one in this forum that likes Marcus?
I like him too.
For me, if Marcus is owned by a cat, then he has a side that we're not seeing yet...
thats what I thought but then I read that his mother lives with him so maybe its her cat????quote:Originally posted by Hypermnesia:
For me, if Marcus is owned by a cat, then he has a side that we're not seeing yet...
well I think he's a disgusting loony stalker (of Norin)
and I also think he's quite disgusting to look at - AND I hate the way he talks to Sree... I'm not a huge fan of Sree - but he talks to Sree like Sree's a piece of shit
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
and I also think he's quite disgusting to look at - AND I hate the way he talks to Sree... I'm not a huge fan of Sree - but he talks to Sree like Sree's a piece of shit
That's why i can't stand Marcus.
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
and I also think he's quite disgusting to look at - AND I hate the way he talks to Sree... I'm not a huge fan of Sree - but he talks to Sree like Sree's a piece of shit
...but Sree started it.
I hate his stupid mullet hair do and silly sideburns .
