Paraphrasing some Marcus comments:
To Sophie after she failed the toothpaste task:
The one good thing out of failing that task is that we don't have to listen now to your shitty music.
To Siavash after seeing Sophie waxing his eyebrow off:
Haha, he's pink under that fake tan.
Thanks FT 
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Charlie: What do you think Bea is doing right now.
Marcus: Getting her hole filled
As well as a cat, Marcus has a parrot and it is being babysit by a friend while Marcus is the house. It sounds like him and everything.
Marcus: Getting her hole filled
As well as a cat, Marcus has a parrot and it is being babysit by a friend while Marcus is the house. It sounds like him and everything.
Marcus to Sophie doing your mother jokes:
''Your mother's so fat that both of her arse cheeks have different post codes''.
''Your mother's so fat that both of her arse cheeks have different post codes''.
Marcus tells Sophie that someone from production said she was a jug eared jackass with too many chins.
Sophie asking Marcus why he isn't good looking like Jason Statham.
Marcus said he is a potato headed arsehole.
Sophie: If you're going to crack a funny make sure the person understands it.
Marcus: That's going to be very difficult with you.
Sophie asking Marcus why he isn't good looking like Jason Statham.
Marcus said he is a potato headed arsehole.
Sophie: If you're going to crack a funny make sure the person understands it.
Marcus: That's going to be very difficult with you.
Marcus "Bea you're a constant disappointment to me. "
Marcus " Yeah, but you're not drop dead gorgeous."
Marcus "I always give 110%."
Marcus "I'm not boring, just this place is boring."
Marcus "Yeah, ROCK ON!"
Marcus "Gorgeous sideburns ... 100% real man."
Siavash after the Noirin affair "Do you want to talk ?"
Marcus "Not really."
Marcus " Yeah, but you're not drop dead gorgeous."
Marcus "I always give 110%."
Marcus "I'm not boring, just this place is boring."
Marcus "Yeah, ROCK ON!"
Marcus "Gorgeous sideburns ... 100% real man."
Siavash after the Noirin affair "Do you want to talk ?"
Marcus "Not really."
"Boring boring Roddy! BORING BORING RODDY!"
A shadowy fire extinguisher weilding Marcus to a looming camera in the Camera Runs
"You want some? You f***ing want some of this? *HISHHHHHH!* [extinguisher cloud]
A shadowy fire extinguisher weilding Marcus to a looming camera in the Camera Runs
"You want some? You f***ing want some of this? *HISHHHHHH!* [extinguisher cloud]
"Big Brother thinks YOU FOUR are boring!"
Marcus: Sophie, how's your ringpiece?
Sophie: Eh?
Marcus: You know where the ring piece is, just next to the arse muscle, that's where it hurts. I was just massaging it in the toilet
Marcus telling Sophie why she has blown it.
You fart, burp, steal things, you're bald, you're pregnant, and you have one eyebrow.
Sophie: Eh?
Marcus: You know where the ring piece is, just next to the arse muscle, that's where it hurts. I was just massaging it in the toilet
Marcus telling Sophie why she has blown it.
You fart, burp, steal things, you're bald, you're pregnant, and you have one eyebrow.
Marcus to Sophie: ''You should stop putting Freddies cock in your mouth''.
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quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus: Sophie, how's your ringpiece?
Sophie: Eh?
Marcus: You know where the ring piece is, just next to the arse muscle, that's where it hurts. I was just massaging it in the toilet
Marcus telling Sophie why she has blown it.
You fart, burp, steal things, you're bald, you're pregnant, and you have one eyebrow.
Marcus is in pain from the cycling task today lots of moaning,he feels like someone has cut his arse open and shoved golf balls up it.
Marcus calling David's special burger, heart attack sandwiches, saying that Charlie is a lot skinnier than Sophie, her heart can't take the strain due to lack of exercise and she is going to have a heart attack.
Marcus - no thanks I don't want to die tonight.
Sophie - You think I'll die
50/50 says Marcus that's a heart attack sandwich.
Marcus - no thanks I don't want to die tonight.
Sophie - You think I'll die
50/50 says Marcus that's a heart attack sandwich.
Last night on LF to Sophie :
"When you get out are you going to change your name to Donnelly?!"
'You don't read articles about Michael Jackson being pregnant'
[Sophie eating her heart attack sandwich]
"When you get out are you going to change your name to Donnelly?!"
'You don't read articles about Michael Jackson being pregnant'
[Sophie eating her heart attack sandwich]
BB has gathered HMs on the sofas.
BB "This is BB. Earlier today, BB told some of the HMs that they were being boring and that they should entertain BB. These HMs then escaped from the Big Brother house!" (pause) "This was indeed entertaining!"
HMs cheer!
BB "However, as HMs entertainment involved escaping and therefore breaching the rules, HMs will not receive a reward ..."
Marcus "You bastards!"
Sophie "Awww!"
BB "...... and will be punished!"
Marcus "You double bastards!"
Siavash "thats what I said in my head!"
Lisa "You shouldn't have gone in behind there!"
Marcus "**** 'em!" (laughs) "Ah well - easy come, easy go!"
BB "As a result, BB has reduced the prize fund from ÂĢ100,000 to zero!"
BB "This is BB. Earlier today, BB told some of the HMs that they were being boring and that they should entertain BB. These HMs then escaped from the Big Brother house!" (pause) "This was indeed entertaining!"
HMs cheer!
BB "However, as HMs entertainment involved escaping and therefore breaching the rules, HMs will not receive a reward ..."
Marcus "You bastards!"
Sophie "Awww!"
BB "...... and will be punished!"
Marcus "You double bastards!"
Siavash "thats what I said in my head!"
Lisa "You shouldn't have gone in behind there!"
Marcus "**** 'em!" (laughs) "Ah well - easy come, easy go!"
BB "As a result, BB has reduced the prize fund from ÂĢ100,000 to zero!"
"you look like the geezer out of the monster munch advert"
Joking with Sophie this morning, about her looks.
"That face is not pretty. It looks like a doberman's anus."
"That face is not pretty. It looks like a doberman's anus."
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Joking with Sophie this morning, about her looks.
"That face is not pretty. It looks like a doberman's anus."
''The Grave Yard shift''
Marcus fills his bathtub with to many bubbles.
"The millions of fans at home know I'm the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse, if I want bubbles, boy you better f**king believe I'm gonna have bubbles!"
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"The millions of fans at home know I'm the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse, if I want bubbles, boy you better f**king believe I'm gonna have bubbles!"
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When he see`s the camera panning in on his open drawer...
"What the f**k is so interesting in my f**king draw that you wanna f**king spy on every time I open them. Give me a f**king moments f**king peace for once in your f**king lives. Do you wanna look at my f**king pants?"
"What the f**k is so interesting in my f**king draw that you wanna f**king spy on every time I open them. Give me a f**king moments f**king peace for once in your f**king lives. Do you wanna look at my f**king pants?"
Sometimes Big Brother decides to do certain things, knowing full well what the outcome will be. On this occasion, it was calling Marcus into the Diary Room to offer him cash for his hairâĶ
"Big Brother hascalled you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair.
"Big Brother will add ÂĢ10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."
"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.
"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.
"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.
"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.
"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to ÂĢ11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.
"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.
Big Brother tried to offer ÂĢ13,000âĶ
"How about ÂĢ1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.
Big Brother reached ÂĢ15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.
"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"
Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shockedâĶ
"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"
"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.
"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.
Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it MarcusâĶ
"Big Brother hascalled you to the Diary Room to give you the opportunity to win some money towards the winner's prize fund," Big Brother told Marcus as he sprawled in the Chair.
"Big Brother will add ÂĢ10,000 to the prize fund if you allow one of your fellow housemates to cut off your ponytail."
"I knew it," laughed Siavash from the Living Area where the housemates were watching the episode unfold on the Plasma Screen.
"**** off," shouted Marcus, rather predictably.
"Is that your final answer Marcus?" asked Big Brother politely.
"Yes," replied Marcus, "cram it up your scabby, fat ****!" he added rudely.
"Big Brother is prepared to up the offer to ÂĢ11,000. How does that sound?" asked Big Brother.
"****. It's not going to happen, so why don't you just open the door," Marcus sighed.
Big Brother tried to offer ÂĢ13,000âĶ
"How about ÂĢ1,000,000 and a popular German sports car," Marcus asked.
Big Brother reached ÂĢ15,000, but Marcus was having none of it.
"I'll say this now and I want you to listen very carefully so there's no mix-up," said Marcus, "you can go and get ******"
Some of the housemates laughed, some were quite shockedâĶ
"He's terrible," commented Lisa. "Poor Big Brother having to listen to that!"
"Do you always speak like that in the Diary Room?" David asked Marcus as he returned to the Garden.
"Yeah, I think they're used to it by now," said Marcus as he stretched out in the Garden again.
Hmm, your 'Best Bits' VT will have a lot of bleeping on it MarcusâĶ
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus fills his bathtub with to many bubbles.
"The millions of fans at home know I'm the 100% man. I am the Irrepressible Dark Horse, if I want bubbles, boy you better f**king believe I'm gonna have bubbles!"
PMSL
This was one of his funniest lines.
They are desperately trying to give Marcus a bad edit but he still comes up with great lines.
Marcus talking about the other HMs 'They live in a sea of bullshit'
Marcus "I don't care if I go"
Marcus "I don't care if I go"
When they were thinking about what kind of effigy to do of Big Brother Marcus suggested it should be of someone wanking, as BB are wankers. 
"I mean it's not that I dont think money makes you happy, but it can give you the means to make you happy, erm, if you aren't a very thoughtful person. Erm, I suppose I'm just lucky that things that make me happy don't cost a lot, like, well I dont know, I suppose sometimes naked ladies can cost a lot - not prostitutes but just, you know, the cost of taking women out and flowers and shit."
To the camera:
"There seems to be a breakdown in communication here, when I say f*** off, you f*** off"
"There seems to be a breakdown in communication here, when I say f*** off, you f*** off"
BB "Your challenge will be in 2 parts. For the first part, you must create an effigy of Big Brother using this recycling."
Siavash "Just "Big Brother"?"
BB "Not the words "Big Brother" - how you imagine Big Brother to be."
Marcus "Well that's easy, we'll just draw a big pile of faeces!"
BB "HMs, if your effigy is deemed offensive in any way, you will fail your challenge!"
Marcus "Oh well done! Bravo! A plus! 10 out of 10! Go see major and get an extra piece of tuck!"
Siavash "Just "Big Brother"?"
BB "Not the words "Big Brother" - how you imagine Big Brother to be."
Marcus "Well that's easy, we'll just draw a big pile of faeces!"
BB "HMs, if your effigy is deemed offensive in any way, you will fail your challenge!"
Marcus "Oh well done! Bravo! A plus! 10 out of 10! Go see major and get an extra piece of tuck!"
Talking about the effigy :
Siavash "We could do half devil, half God."
Marcus "No because they are not gods - they are all devils! We should just do a man masterbating as they are all wankers!"
Siavash "We could do half devil, half God."
Marcus "No because they are not gods - they are all devils! We should just do a man masterbating as they are all wankers!"
Think I might have put too many bubbles in that, what do you reckon?" (pause) "A bit of overkill!" (looks at bubbles) "Cause, you know and the millions of fans at home know .. I am the hundred percent man! I am THE Irrepressible Dark Horse and if I want bubbles, boy you better f**king believe I'm gonna have bubbles ..." (nods at the camera) "and thats the proof right there!"
Points at the camera
"So don't you ever doubt me again!"
Shakes out hair
"Nice f**king bubbles, I tell ya! I'm getting in now piss off! Get out my f**king bath!" (climbs in bath)
"Are you f**king deaf?? F**k off!" (advert break)
Points at the camera
"So don't you ever doubt me again!"
Shakes out hair
"Nice f**king bubbles, I tell ya! I'm getting in now piss off! Get out my f**king bath!" (climbs in bath)
"Are you f**king deaf?? F**k off!" (advert break)
If he wants bubbles he can have bubbles
quote:Originally posted by ali:
If he wants bubbles he can have bubbles
Not just some bubbles though, the MOST bubbles.
Big Brother calls Marcus into the Diary Room and they stop playing. Marcus predicts that they will be asking him to win prize money and that "they can get ****ed". Once he is in the Diary Room the other housemates are called to the sofas. Big Brother proposes that he cut his ponytail off for ÂĢ10,000. Marcus says "f**k off. Cram it up your crabby fat arse." Big Brother ups the offer to 11, then 12, then 13 and finally 14 thousand. Each time Marcus says no and that he will only do it for one million pounds. Marcus then exits the Diary Room and tells the others that no matter what Big Brother asks of him, he will always "tell them to get ****ed."
Oh gosh, so many quotes, such genius. I think i actually love marcus a little bit! The best BB contestant for years, i really hope he stays.
Gutted its him and siavash :-(
Gutted its him and siavash :-(
Davina ".... you are live on Channel 4, please do not swear!"
Marcus "Bollocks"!
About the graveyard shift?
" Seven, well seven and a bit "
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Marcus "Bollocks"!
About the graveyard shift?
" Seven, well seven and a bit "
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Lisa "Marcus?"
Marcus "What?"
Lisa "Would you wear that - what Siavash has got on?"
Marcus "I wouldn't do anything they te ...." (sits up)
"I'm not going to do anything they tell me. I'm gonna walk in there. I'm gonna sit down and if they start flapping their gums about ÂĢ10 grand, I'm gonna say "save your f**king breath cause I'm not interested. Open that door!" and I'm not even going to listen to a f**king word of it, cause I think it's all a load of f**king shit!! They can take their money and do whatever the f**k they want with it!! They can get f**ked!"
BB "This is Big brother. Would Marcus come to the Diary Room!"
Marcus "Time to go and get f**ked now!"
Marcus "What?"
Lisa "Would you wear that - what Siavash has got on?"
Marcus "I wouldn't do anything they te ...." (sits up)
"I'm not going to do anything they tell me. I'm gonna walk in there. I'm gonna sit down and if they start flapping their gums about ÂĢ10 grand, I'm gonna say "save your f**king breath cause I'm not interested. Open that door!" and I'm not even going to listen to a f**king word of it, cause I think it's all a load of f**king shit!! They can take their money and do whatever the f**k they want with it!! They can get f**ked!"
BB "This is Big brother. Would Marcus come to the Diary Room!"
Marcus "Time to go and get f**ked now!"
Do quotes about Marcus count?
Grace Dent came up with the best thing said all series tonight
Grace Dent came up with the best thing said all series tonight