quote:

Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus apparently told a coughing cameraman this morning that he should go and get some cough medicine (Tixylix).

from DS:

He was in the bathroom before bed and about to brush his teeth. The cameraman started coughing and Marcus looks at the dual mirror and shouts: "Why don't you **** off and take some Tixylix?"

quote:

Originally posted by Domino:

quote:

Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus apparently told a coughing cameraman this morning that he should go and get some cough medicine (Tixylix).

from DS:

He was in the bathroom before bed and about to brush his teeth. The cameraman started coughing and Marcus looks at the dual mirror and shouts: "Why don't you **** off and take some Tixylix?"

classic

quote:

Originally posted by Domino:

quote:

Originally posted by Free Thinking:
Marcus apparently told a coughing cameraman this morning that he should go and get some cough medicine (Tixylix).

from DS:

He was in the bathroom before bed and about to brush his teeth. The cameraman started coughing and Marcus looks at the dual mirror and shouts: "Why don't you **** off and take some Tixylix?"

Some don't seem sure of the exact quote which I why I didn't specify exactly what was said.

Others have said that he said:
"Not you again, get some ****ing Tixylix, yeah?"

After leaving the DR very late at night Marcus said (apparently without having been seen??):

"No graveyard shift anymore. **** you lot. Wankers."

http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/bi...graveyard-shift.html

That would be my interpretation anyway.

"maybe they were busy"

Omg I have just read this whole thread!!
The man is a genius!!

''I've got a cat called Abdul, he's A shit''

"Maybe she was busy''

Marcus in the DR nominating Bea "It's got to the stage where I can say mingebag mingebag mingebag"

"Hodreeeegor Lorrrpezzzzzzzzz"

Marcus to Bea- Its a crane fly.
Bea to Marcus- Whats it doing on my foot?
Marcus to Bea- Maybe it was masturbating lol

BB: This is big brother would Marcus come to the diary room.
Marcus: *After a thoughtful pause* "Yea why the F*** not!"

"Oh they don't like you do they?!" Marcus to Bea about BB


PMSL

Clarifying why he's just nominated Bea (due to her 'guilt-tripping'):

"It's nothing to do with the mingebaggery..."

Marcus : I might become an arse model.....

Charlie : Who for??

Marcus : Arse Magazine.........



LMAO

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
Everyone has had video messages and Bea's mum didn't leave her one so she was upset.
"Everybody's getting really supportive messages," she sniffed. "I just feel really disappointed."
"You got a coffee machine," Marcus reminded her. Helpful.

I couldn't stop laughing when he said that.....I bet Bea felt like throttling him

Bea was trying to 'guilt - trip' Marcus by the pool discussing about nominations..

Bea: "I dont know what to do?"
Marcus: "Do what you think is right."
Bea: "I dont know whats right"

Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it know what is right."


"Minge Bagery"

Marcus "Im going to be an arse model after the show"

quote:

Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it knows what is right."

Not only is he funny he is also very wise

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bea was trying to 'guilt - trip' Marcus by the pool discussing about nominations..

Bea: "I dont know what to do?"
Marcus: "Do what you think is right."
Bea: "I dont know whats right"

Marcus: "The conflict of the human heart is to do the wrong thing when it know what is right."


"Minge Bagery"

Marcus "Im going to be an arse model after the show"

The "Minge Bagery" was yet ANOTHER 'spit my drink out' moment, and needs the FULL quote,
Marcus is explaining to Mingebag why he nominated her,

MARCUS: "I nominated you cause I said I would if you didn't nominate me,
nothing at all to do with the mingebagery or anything like that"
another great one from the quip myster,

In the DR quiz (1,000,000,000,000%):

BB: It has come to BB's notice that some HMs are using percentages in a mathematically incorrect way.

Marcus: <grin> "Mm"

BB: Big Brother is very troubled by this.

Marcus: OH, DEEAR!

This one from a while back.

After correctly predicting the winners of the sports day Marcus has won the opportunity to join the School Disco.
Marcus: ''Any team with Sree was going to lose''.

Did I dream this bit?

Bea; There's an insect on my leg.'
Marcus; 'Maybe it's masturbating.'

quote:

Originally posted by shirehorse:
Did I dream this bit?

Bea; There's an insect on my leg.'
Marcus; 'Maybe it's masturbating.'

He said it .

Marcus, the Headless Horseman, has come to the Diary Room. When asked by Big Brother how he is, Marcus replies that he has 'been better'. He then proceeds to tell Big Brother that he doesn't like his costume as it is a 'cheap and nasty, crappy mannequin head' with a 'crap Velcro moustache and wig'. He tells BB that he has nicknamed the head 'Alfonso'.



, can't wait to see this tonight .

Not you again, get some effin tixolix.

said to a coughing cameraman.

''They brought my mother in? She should be doing some work somewhere. Skiving off work the lazy *******!" laughed Marcus.

"I think I'll call him Alfonse. He looks like an Alfonse to me."

"Hello - my name is Alfonse - I'm a frickin idiot - hahahaha!"

BB "Marcus - do you think any of your fellow HMs suit their roles?"

"Yeah - Bea looks like a zombie anyway with her zombie eyes and her zombie hands and her noise. Lisa can do good animal noises so I think she ideally suited as a werewolf. Charlie has an evil laugh so I think he quite suits the mad scientist type chappy . Rodrigo bears a striking resemblance to Christopher Lee so yeah I think there are a few good choices!"

"They're probably going to be friends in 5 minutes or they won't be"

Bea: I'm going for a cigarette ... come with me.

Marcus: <extends legs and arms> Carry me.

Bea - "I want a camera"

Marcus - "oh me me me me me!!"

Marcus to Bea - ''I think your Roman name would be Dickus Splashus''.

''You're ****ing useless Bea, like my arsehole''

'pull yourself together' whilst holding his head during yesterdays task


Bea chose sexual frustration as her air-time theme for the night.

B: It's alright for you, you can go to the loo and have a w*nk.

M: <serious> That's not why I do it ... it's to prevent seepage in bed.



B: I thought that only happened to 14 year-olds.

M: No, it can happen to anyone with sacs that work.
Marcus has revealed his belief that the majority of the housemates behave like "nodding dogs".

He and Bea were in the garden last night discussing their chances of surviving the coming eviction, for which both they and David are facing the public vote.

When Marcus remarked that he had no gut feeling about who would be leaving, Bea stated: "It's certainly between me and David."

When asked for the reasons behind her thinking, the bohemian told him: "That's my gut feeling."

She continued: "I think you'll definitely be in the final. I think the public don't like nodding dogs."

In response to this, Marcus told her that the majority of the housemates behaved as such, doing exactly what was expected of them by Big Brother.

"Apart from me," he said.

Bea disagreed, and named herself, Lisa, Charlie and Sophie as those that didn't behave in such a way.

In reference to Sophie, Marcus responded: "I would totally say that she is a nodding dog."

The pair dropped the conversation when Bea decided that she needed to go inside to bed.

Having asked the window fitter if he was coming too, he joked: "I'm not going to chase you around like a lost sheep all the time."



PMSL

Marcus just came out of the diary room with Bea waiting to go in. Apparantly they didn't really converse with Bea, while talking to Marcus about dinosaurs. Now they're both sitting naming sharks. Well, debating about it.

"Mister man won't let you in unless you wanna talk about dinosaurs."

"You're not going to beat me at sharks. You will never win."

"[Relaying his conversation with BB] Alright then, if you won't give me plesiosaur [to play with in the pool] then give me a Baryonix. If you know what that is."

We have a task..............Sree dont f*** it up

From the bus stop, Bea shouts to Marcus that she will give him a "blow job" when they leave the house in exchange for a can of alcohol. "I can get one for free!" is his quick response, "So I'll keep the can, thank you."


I thought it was hilarious on BBLB when his Mum was talking about how she didn't know he was going on Big Bro, he just came downstairs with a suitcase one day

Mum: "Are you going on holiday?"
Marcus: "Might be."
Mum: "Where are you going?"
Marcus: "Not sure yet."
Mum: "How long are you going for?"
Marcus: "A week or two maybe

Back in the garden, Bea asks Marcus what he'd do if she stole the can. Marcus shouts from the pool: "I'd piss on your head while you slept."


Bea "Camera, I wanted a camera going on the shopping list"

Marcus "We've already had cameras"

Bea "Yeah YOU might have, Selfish Sarah, but we haven't ALL had cameras! I want a camera."

Marcus (high pitched whiny voice) "Me. Memememe!"



ROFL

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
Bea: I'm going for a cigarette ... come with me.

Marcus: <extends legs and arms> Carry me.

Bea "NO!"

Marcus "you lazy bastard!"

Marcus "Bea - you have to squeeze the spot on my arse!"
Bea "I dont think so, sonny Jim!"
Marcus "No but you have to because of the cider that changed hands!"
Bea "I haven't drunk the cider!"
Marcus "It doesn't matter - there is still a deal done. There's still a pinky promise. You're going to go back on a pinky promise, are you Bea??"


Bea "I wanted to talk to them ....."

Marcus "you wanted to talk to the man about your fanny but he didn't want to know. Hahahaha!"

When asked by Bea why people feel the need to shout over the fence to get someone out Marcus replies "maybe because the b*****d couldn't afford 25p for a text''!

Marcus talking about Siavash.

"he'd run to the top of a mountain before telling everyone there's a flood"

"I can get one for free, So I'll keep the can, thank you."

Marcus says to Bea, after she offers to give him a blow job for a can of cider.


.

The man certainly has a quick wit.
Way to go Marcus, best housemate for years.

“The ultimate karate test is I beat 100 men which took 4 hours and my hands and feet were blistered down to the bone.”

On his expectations of the Big Brother experience:

“It will be like a mini-Butlins”

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus talking about Siavash.

"he'd run to the top of a mountain before telling everyone there's a flood"

rofl

After Bea and David hear someone shout over the wall.

"Could have been "GET MINGEBAG OUT!""

Marcus to Bea:

Bea "If we were in the jungle and we were having to fend for ourselves ..."

Marcus "I think if we were in the jungle, and stuff like that, I think I'd have probably killed you and ate you by now. I think the bottom half of you would be quite appetising but the top half of you probably wouldn't get much meat out of, but the thighs would probably make a good meal."

She playfully kicks him.

"What??! Sometimes i look at my arm ......."

Sitting at bus stop with Bea a few mins ago :

"Stop shivering to try to get attention. Trying to get votes to keep you in the house just because you are shivering! Who the f*** do you think you are?? Do you think those lovely glorious people indoors with their beautiful mobile phones are going to text, or vote, to keep YOU in just cause you're shivering?? Have you got shit between your ears?? WTF????"