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Charming .
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quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
What do you all think of the thread?
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Sorry can't say, its raining.
''Sophie...I never once nominated you for sniffing my boxer shorts in the middle of the night''.
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BB "Can Marcus, Siavash and Halfwit come to the DR".
Marcus "How about you lick my love pump baby."
Freddie "what should I wear in jail?"
Marcus "clothes!"
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Marcus "How about you lick my love pump baby."
Freddie "what should I wear in jail?"
Marcus "clothes!"
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"in conclusion i leave you with this" (flexes left bicep)" and this" (flexes right bicep)
''I wonder if Leona Lewis would have sex with me? You know that bird that done that song and is pretty and needs my schlong''.
LMAO .
LMAO
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Keep 'em coming darlo!
I remember saying back in the day someone should compile a collection of his remarks! Me personally, I thank you!
I remember saying back in the day someone should compile a collection of his remarks! Me personally, I thank you!
'' I've got the girth'' .
You're welcome Xochi
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.You're welcome Xochi
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Bea [sleepily and struggling for the right word, probably something like 'temper' or "cool"] " ... I think Rodrigo was losing his .. er ... "
Marcus [helpfully offering suggestions] "Bees? Ants?"
Marcus [helpfully offering suggestions] "Bees? Ants?"
Quality thread.
"Tipping the filthy cement"
In a conversation with Freddie about wanking and headache cures.
''No I didn't wipe my c*ck on your curtains....it was the cat".
marcus wants TO leave . when he does he will ....
- ''watch it on the tv, have fish and chips, watch terminator salvation, start arguments on the BB forum, have s*x, play with toys, get his birthday presents, and make a nuisance of himself ''.
In a conversation with Freddie about wanking and headache cures.
''No I didn't wipe my c*ck on your curtains....it was the cat".
marcus wants TO leave . when he does he will ....
- ''watch it on the tv, have fish and chips, watch terminator salvation, start arguments on the BB forum, have s*x, play with toys, get his birthday presents, and make a nuisance of himself ''.
To BB 'oh shut the **** up, no you didnt'.
Marcus doesn't sleep, he re-generates.
I disappear all over the place all the time
Marcus to BB in the Diary Room:
"You'll get my urine all over your camera!"
Yeah if a take a girl out I'll pay for a taxi, but not both ways, she can make her own way home... I mean, its not like she's in a wheelchair or anyfin.
Marcus saying to Sophie & Rodrigo
If I acted the same as you two
There wouldn't be any point in me being here
''I'm not going to apologise for a game show''
Marcus doesn't sleep, he re-generates.
I disappear all over the place all the time
Marcus to BB in the Diary Room:
"You'll get my urine all over your camera!"
Yeah if a take a girl out I'll pay for a taxi, but not both ways, she can make her own way home... I mean, its not like she's in a wheelchair or anyfin.
Marcus saying to Sophie & Rodrigo
If I acted the same as you two
There wouldn't be any point in me being here
''I'm not going to apologise for a game show''
Last night when talking about nipping off for a quick peddle & crank:
"I'm just off to have a lower body convulsion"
Within the first week, they were all feeling Sophie's boobs, the sillicone in them, and Marcus was touching them going, 'eurgh, that's disgusting, feel that!'
"I'm just off to have a lower body convulsion"
Within the first week, they were all feeling Sophie's boobs, the sillicone in them, and Marcus was touching them going, 'eurgh, that's disgusting, feel that!'
Mutiny Special
BB-Big Brother will sound the alarm till all housemates get out of bed.
Marcus-I didnt sign up for that.
BB-Hello Marcus,Siavash,Freddie.
Siavash,Freddie-Hello
Marcus-Whateva.
BB-The door is now open.
Marcus-Asshole.
To Freddie and Siavash,in jail-"Just riding on my illustrious coat-tails,you two."
Leaving the jail-(Singing)"Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak,Somewhere in this town!"
BB-This is Big Brother...
Marcus-Shut the F*** up,you dimwit!"
BB-This is Big Brother.Will Marcus,Freddie and Siavash come to the diary room.
Marcus-How about you lick my love-pump baby.
BB-Why are you continuing to break the rules.
Marcus-Because you talk an absolute pile of sh*t and your a hypocrite
BB-If the housemates continue there will be serious consequences.
Marcus-Serious consequences-there'l be my urine over your camera.
BB-As housemates continue to break the rules there will be consequences for everyone.
Marcus-What a load of old sh*t.Was that worth sitting at the table for.
Marcus(Feigning temporary amnesia)-Siavash turned the volume down in the diary room,Freddie told them to f*** off.I said nothing.
BB-Big Brother will sound the alarm till all housemates get out of bed.
Marcus-I didnt sign up for that.
BB-Hello Marcus,Siavash,Freddie.
Siavash,Freddie-Hello
Marcus-Whateva.
BB-The door is now open.
Marcus-Asshole.
To Freddie and Siavash,in jail-"Just riding on my illustrious coat-tails,you two."
Leaving the jail-(Singing)"Tonight theres gonna be a jailbreak,Somewhere in this town!"
BB-This is Big Brother...
Marcus-Shut the F*** up,you dimwit!"
BB-This is Big Brother.Will Marcus,Freddie and Siavash come to the diary room.
Marcus-How about you lick my love-pump baby.
BB-Why are you continuing to break the rules.
Marcus-Because you talk an absolute pile of sh*t and your a hypocrite
BB-If the housemates continue there will be serious consequences.
Marcus-Serious consequences-there'l be my urine over your camera.
BB-As housemates continue to break the rules there will be consequences for everyone.
Marcus-What a load of old sh*t.Was that worth sitting at the table for.
Marcus(Feigning temporary amnesia)-Siavash turned the volume down in the diary room,Freddie told them to f*** off.I said nothing.
quote:Marcus doesn't sleep, he re-generates.
Ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!!!
This is why he must stay and freddie the pisspoor Marcus impersonator must go
"It's like drinking an air freshener, and I know because I've eaten an air freshener before"
Marcus, after drinking chocolate chai tea
"It tastes a bit like perfume and sick"
Marcus, describing chocolate chai tea
Marcus, after drinking chocolate chai tea
"It tastes a bit like perfume and sick"
Marcus, describing chocolate chai tea
They won't give us a mic, or a camera, or a remote-controlled wasp"
Marcus, after failing to negotiate with Big Brother
"He says something and I just think, 'Bull wack mate'"
Marcus explains why he won't be staying in touch with Siavash
Marcus, after failing to negotiate with Big Brother
"He says something and I just think, 'Bull wack mate'"
Marcus explains why he won't be staying in touch with Siavash
"This house has far too many sharp edges"
Marcus, complaining after hurting his ankle.
"I've got the lowest mental age in here"
Marcus, discussing the ages of the housemates
Marcus, complaining after hurting his ankle.
"I've got the lowest mental age in here"
Marcus, discussing the ages of the housemates
'dont ****ing trust anyone, apart from me'
There is a Spoon of Death with Siavash's name on it somewhere in that house!
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There is a Spoon of Death with Siavash's name on it somewhere in that house!
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Marcus on Bea.
She says 'I don't want people to paint me with a negative stereotype'. You're the only one with the paint brush round here'.
PMSL .
She says 'I don't want people to paint me with a negative stereotype'. You're the only one with the paint brush round here'.
PMSL
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To Rodrigo and with a completely straight face: "If I go out [on Friday] is there anything you want me to tell the queen for you?"
Lol .
Lol
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"you to one with the f***ing brush mate"
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus on Bea.
She says 'I don't want people to paint me with a negative stereotype'. You're the only one with the paint brush round here'.
PMSL
hey Darlo
he does my head in but i laughed at that in fact i would prefer him to stay instead of Fredster *runs*
quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus on Bea.
She says 'I don't want people to paint me with a negative stereotype'. You're the only one with the paint brush round here'.
PMSL
ROFL! This was an absolute classic!
quote:Originally posted by Shizzlex:quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
Marcus on Bea.
She says 'I don't want people to paint me with a negative stereotype'. You're the only one with the paint brush round here'.
PMSL
hey Darlo
he does my head in but i laughed at that in fact i would prefer him to stay instead of Fredster *runs*
I don't want either of them to go but Marcus has had enough and he wants to go so I hope he gets his wish, he's been so entertaining
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he will be missed by lots of those who will vote him out,
they just dont know it.........YET,
they just dont know it.........YET,
quote:Originally posted by old hippy guy:
he will be missed by lots of those who will vote him out,
they just dont know it.........YET,
He will definetly be missed but I think he would want Freddie to stay however I am looking forward to him dissing BBBM and speaking to Davina also him going on BBLB
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quote:Originally posted by darloboy07:
"It's like drinking an air freshener, and I know because I've eaten an air freshener before"
Marcus, after drinking chocolate chai tea
"It tastes a bit like perfume and sick"
Marcus, describing chocolate chai tea
PMSL!
I don't want Marcus to go!!!!!!!!!!!!
my all time favourate, "I don't understand that girl sometimes" *picks his nose and flicks it over the sofa*
"I am a passenger on the chocolate highway"
quote:Originally posted by Xochiquetzal:
"I am a passenger on the chocolate highway"
Quality
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"wouldn't it be funny if I went out with charlie and I bummed him"
Said about 2 mins ago. Absolutely hilarious!
Said about 2 mins ago. Absolutely hilarious!
Marcus said that his member is 7.2" which is 1.5" more than the national average.
Bea advised him to cut some of his pubes to make it look even bigger.
Marcus said there was nothing in the house to make it stand proud.
Bea advised him to cut some of his pubes to make it look even bigger.
Marcus said there was nothing in the house to make it stand proud.
think the silliness of his dressing gown is counteracted by the silliness of ur hat '
On Beas Hat [Siavashs hat on her head]: "makes your head look like a teapot"
On Bea Saying Marcus Is Part Of A Group: BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, That Is Utter Poppycock
At Bea: You Got A Great Big Massive Head On Your Shoulders
If I do anything, someone will probably like it. Best to do nothing, no-one will like that".
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On Beas Hat [Siavashs hat on her head]: "makes your head look like a teapot"
On Bea Saying Marcus Is Part Of A Group: BULLSHIT, BULLSHIT, That Is Utter Poppycock
At Bea: You Got A Great Big Massive Head On Your Shoulders
If I do anything, someone will probably like it. Best to do nothing, no-one will like that".
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Talking about Guns and Roses tours...
"They were dangerous, they were dicks, sometimes they didn't play and there were riots, loads of people died cos of their concerts, 20 people died around the world because of their gigs"
''It's not cool to nick things".
"Will you change your opinion if four million people tell you the same as I do?"
Marcus to Bea last night
"They were dangerous, they were dicks, sometimes they didn't play and there were riots, loads of people died cos of their concerts, 20 people died around the world because of their gigs"
''It's not cool to nick things".
"Will you change your opinion if four million people tell you the same as I do?"
Marcus to Bea last night
"Were we not having a nice talk about Girls Aloud until she came in?"
ROFL .
ROFL
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Bea: "I guess they (the public) get sick of the same old faces popping up." [Like yeah Bea, you're gonna win]
Marcus: "No-one could get sick of this face."
Marcus: "No-one could get sick of this face."