I know "I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"
An Stuff like that !!!
I am THE Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Its a natterjack toad, don't you watch Terry Nutkins?
"I drink puddle water"
"It was in The Diary of Adrian Mole
"bla bla bla bla"
"you dicksplash"
"Sophie's a titbird
I eat cat biscuits
There's definitely food banditry going on
"I found a little interesting thing which I stuck to another interesting thing, to make a bigger interesting thing".
Tigers don't mate anymore, because they're bored".
The Irrepressible Dark Horse is a way of life. It's the spirit of not being repressed, restrained or controlled by anyone. That is me.
"They're f*ckin' delicious. it depends what flavour you like.
"Noirin, I actually am upset about Michael Jackson ".
I can pull trucks with my bellend
Do you want cherryade all over your diary room chair?
When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`
I was put in this house as a bit of meat.
It annoys me when girlfriends can buy what clothes they like in the sales at discounted prices and I have to buy everything full price or have it custom made.
''you ain't all that and a bag of potato chips''.
I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea? Because surely if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it. It would eventually just seep through all your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea.
"I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home"
"That's easy, I could pull that with my bell end"
"Don't start flapping your gums at me"
"He was just being a cockblocker"
Marcus: Noirin
Noirin: Yeah
[long pause]
Marcus: I like you
"Noirin.... I'm actually really upset about Michael Jackson"
"Karly's just a little ball of hate"
"I was put in this house as a piece of meat"
"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!"
"Never chase buses or women but in here Norin can't get away"
Sree in ice cream task: Marcus, what was the order again?
Marcus: How the f**k should I know? You didn't say anything!
(wtte) Pandering to these f**king namby-pamby PC morons..... what a total load of wank!
"The ultimate karate test is I beat 100 men which took 4 hours and my hands and feet were blistered down to the bone."
"Cat biscuits? Disgusting? I eat cat biscuits all the time!"
"and my f***ing tea's now gone cold"
"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"
BB: Marcus, you've just forfeited the 3 tokens
Marcus: You w*nker!
"I am the irrepressible dark horse. Film it, listen to it, love it!".
I am Captain Cool as F**k"
PMSL .
An Stuff like that !!!
I am THE Irrepressible Dark Horse.
Its a natterjack toad, don't you watch Terry Nutkins?
"I drink puddle water"
"It was in The Diary of Adrian Mole
"bla bla bla bla"
"you dicksplash"
"Sophie's a titbird
I eat cat biscuits
There's definitely food banditry going on
"I found a little interesting thing which I stuck to another interesting thing, to make a bigger interesting thing".
Tigers don't mate anymore, because they're bored".
The Irrepressible Dark Horse is a way of life. It's the spirit of not being repressed, restrained or controlled by anyone. That is me.
"They're f*ckin' delicious. it depends what flavour you like.
"Noirin, I actually am upset about Michael Jackson ".
I can pull trucks with my bellend
Do you want cherryade all over your diary room chair?
When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`
I was put in this house as a bit of meat.
It annoys me when girlfriends can buy what clothes they like in the sales at discounted prices and I have to buy everything full price or have it custom made.
''you ain't all that and a bag of potato chips''.
I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea? Because surely if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it. It would eventually just seep through all your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea.
"I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home"
"That's easy, I could pull that with my bell end"
"Don't start flapping your gums at me"
"He was just being a cockblocker"
Marcus: Noirin
Noirin: Yeah
[long pause]
Marcus: I like you
"Noirin.... I'm actually really upset about Michael Jackson"
"Karly's just a little ball of hate"
"I was put in this house as a piece of meat"
"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!"
"Never chase buses or women but in here Norin can't get away"
Sree in ice cream task: Marcus, what was the order again?
Marcus: How the f**k should I know? You didn't say anything!
(wtte) Pandering to these f**king namby-pamby PC morons..... what a total load of wank!
"The ultimate karate test is I beat 100 men which took 4 hours and my hands and feet were blistered down to the bone."
"Cat biscuits? Disgusting? I eat cat biscuits all the time!"
"and my f***ing tea's now gone cold"
"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"
BB: Marcus, you've just forfeited the 3 tokens
Marcus: You w*nker!
"I am the irrepressible dark horse. Film it, listen to it, love it!".
I am Captain Cool as F**k"
PMSL .