quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
I know "I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

An Stuff like that !!!

I am THE Irrepressible Dark Horse.

Its a natterjack toad, don't you watch Terry Nutkins?

"I drink puddle water"

"It was in The Diary of Adrian Mole

"bla bla bla bla"

"you dicksplash"

"Sophie's a titbird

I eat cat biscuits

There's definitely food banditry going on

"I found a little interesting thing which I stuck to another interesting thing, to make a bigger interesting thing".

Tigers don't mate anymore, because they're bored".

The Irrepressible Dark Horse is a way of life. It's the spirit of not being repressed, restrained or controlled by anyone. That is me.

"They're f*ckin' delicious. it depends what flavour you like.

"Noirin, I actually am upset about Michael Jackson ".

I can pull trucks with my bellend

Do you want cherryade all over your diary room chair?

When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`


I was put in this house as a bit of meat.

It annoys me when girlfriends can buy what clothes they like in the sales at discounted prices and I have to buy everything full price or have it custom made.

''you ain't all that and a bag of potato chips''.

I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea? Because surely if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it. It would eventually just seep through all your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea.


"I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home"

"That's easy, I could pull that with my bell end"

"Don't start flapping your gums at me"

"He was just being a cockblocker"

Marcus: Noirin
Noirin: Yeah
[long pause]
Marcus: I like you

"Noirin.... I'm actually really upset about Michael Jackson"

"Karly's just a little ball of hate"

"I was put in this house as a piece of meat"

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!"

"Never chase buses or women but in here Norin can't get away"

Sree in ice cream task: Marcus, what was the order again?
Marcus: How the f**k should I know? You didn't say anything!

(wtte) Pandering to these f**king namby-pamby PC morons..... what a total load of wank!

"The ultimate karate test is I beat 100 men which took 4 hours and my hands and feet were blistered down to the bone."

"Cat biscuits? Disgusting? I eat cat biscuits all the time!"

"and my f***ing tea's now gone cold"

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

BB: Marcus, you've just forfeited the 3 tokens
Marcus: You w*nker!

"I am the irrepressible dark horse. Film it, listen to it, love it!".

I am Captain Cool as F**k"



PMSL .

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:

When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
I know "I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

An Stuff like that !!!

I am THE Irrepressible Dark Horse.

Its a natterjack toad, don't you watch Terry Nutkins?

"I drink puddle water"

"It was in The Diary of Adrian Mole

"bla bla bla bla"

"you dicksplash"

"Sophie's a titbird

I eat cat biscuits

There's definitely food banditry going on

"I found a little interesting thing which I stuck to another interesting thing, to make a bigger interesting thing".

Tigers don't mate anymore, because they're bored".

The Irrepressible Dark Horse is a way of life. It's the spirit of not being repressed, restrained or controlled by anyone. That is me.

"They're f*ckin' delicious. it depends what flavour you like.

"Noirin, I actually am upset about Michael Jackson ".

I can pull trucks with my bellend

Do you want cherryade all over your diary room chair?

When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`


I was put in this house as a bit of meat.

It annoys me when girlfriends can buy what clothes they like in the sales at discounted prices and I have to buy everything full price or have it custom made.

''you ain't all that and a bag of potato chips''.

I wonder how much tea would you have to drink to become tea? Because surely if you drink enough of it, it must permeate every fibre of your being. If you just keep drinking it. It would eventually just seep through all your stomach lining and your organs until you would actually become tea.


"I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home"

"That's easy, I could pull that with my bell end"

"Don't start flapping your gums at me"

"He was just being a cockblocker"

Marcus: Noirin
Noirin: Yeah
[long pause]
Marcus: I like you

"Noirin.... I'm actually really upset about Michael Jackson"

"Karly's just a little ball of hate"

"I was put in this house as a piece of meat"

"You ain't all that and a bag of potato chips!"

"Never chase buses or women but in here Norin can't get away"

Sree in ice cream task: Marcus, what was the order again?
Marcus: How the f**k should I know? You didn't say anything!

(wtte) Pandering to these f**king namby-pamby PC morons..... what a total load of wank!

"The ultimate karate test is I beat 100 men which took 4 hours and my hands and feet were blistered down to the bone."

"Cat biscuits? Disgusting? I eat cat biscuits all the time!"

"and my f***ing tea's now gone cold"

"I could honestly kill him with my eyebrow"

BB: Marcus, you've just forfeited the 3 tokens
Marcus: You w*nker!

"I am the irrepressible dark horse. Film it, listen to it, love it!".

I am Captain Cool as F**k"



PMSL .

quote:

Originally posted by The Guru:
My personal fave and very David Brent...

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:

When the task requirement was for a strongman...
`Typecasting`

Can't remember the exact quote but in a chat about fights happening in night clubs he said he was bottled but didn't realise till he found the beer label in his hair-do later on.

quote:

I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home

quote:

Originally posted by Scotty:
"Unfortunately they broke the mould when they made me," said Marcus

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
Sree: What's 13 13's?
Marcus: What's it like having sex with a woman?.

quote:

Sree: What's 13 13's?
Marcus: What's it like having sex with a woman?.



I do actually think that was a genuine question as he doesn't know first hand

quote:

"I bet this is the shittest Big Brother ever. They're not putting any money or effort into the tasks so we're all sitting around bored all the time. People aren't going to want to turn on their televisions and see us lot sitting around all depressed. It's probably already been cancelled and we're still in here because they forgot to tell us when they f*cked off home"

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
The puddle snippet -- quote from scottish sue

Freddie : "Its gone, it's gone!" (as the food from their kebab haul is put into the storeroom)

Bea : "Honestly you guys would not believe the crap that I eat and I'm all the better for it. People are far too conscious of health and hygiene".

General mumbles from Freddie, Siavash and Charlie.

Bea : "You need to build up a tolerance. The reason why, you know, people get so many colds and things is that they're just too damn careful with themselves.

Marcus "I drink puddle water!"

Bea : "Puddled water?"

Marcus : "Water from puddles when I'm thirsty because I've always ..."

Laughter in the background.

Bea : "What you just squat down and start lapping it up?"

Marcus : "Yeah honestly, I'm not joking. I'm not joking and thats why I never get ill when I eat food. Thats why I never ... I mean I don't know if you have ever seen me eat, I hardly ever chew - I just swallow everything whole as my whole life I've just built up such an awesome stomach acid and ...... I eat absolutely anything."

Bea : "I grew up on my grandma's modgies(?) which would basically be (laughs) a collection of old yoghurts that she'd find in the back of the fridge".

quote:

Originally posted by Crystal54:
LMAO..thank you Darlo for cheering me up on a bloody miserable day

quote:

Originally posted by darloboy07:
BB "you aided and abetted Kenneth's escape"

Marcus "well it's not Colditz!"

To Bea "do you know about the mudskipper".

"'I'm Cool. I can add some of his cool to my cool, then I'll just be ultra cool.

BB: On a scale of 1-10 how cool are you?

MA: Ten. That's a pathetic question that you should already know the answer too. More than ten. You can't rate me. I am the yardstick by which all others are measured. You can't get no cooler. I was born to be the man, it's a done deal, done and dusted. Set in stone.

Whatever I do is cool. I just am cool. I breathe cool, sleep cool, shit cool. I just am cool, Captain cool as F!ck, that's me. You can't beat me, can't beat Captain cool as F!ck, can't be done."

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