"Then women come up to me and go, you alright"
Yeah right Marcus...and then you woke up.
Yeah right Marcus...and then you woke up.
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I'm cracking up listening to him. Bless
It's his side burns, hairy ears, googly eyes and glossy raven hair that does for me. And I like it when he says 'you got a lovely pair of big brown eyes darlin', when he's not looking at your face'.
Yep, he is a man that has it all. He is Captain Cool.
Yep, he is a man that has it all. He is Captain Cool.
so how many girlfriends has he had???? 
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
Drunk fat hippy/soft rock birds with tassely skirts on - not all of them- just those who are too mousey and socially inadequate to think they can do better.
I apologise in advance to the drunk fat mousey inadequate tassley skirt wearing hippy/soft rock birds on this forum. I'm only going by what I have seen by marcus types and girls they attract.
I apologise in advance to the drunk fat mousey inadequate tassley skirt wearing hippy/soft rock birds on this forum. I'm only going by what I have seen by marcus types and girls they attract.
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
so how many girlfriends has he had????
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
How many girlfriends? Do we include the blow up dolls in this equation? if not then none.
quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
so how many girlfriends has he had????
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
Over compensating for a tiny penis and a bald patch.
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
so how many girlfriends has he had????
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
How many girlfriends? Do we include the blow up dolls in this equation? if not then none.
a blow up doll would knock that gobshite back.
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Drunk fat hippy/soft rock birds with tassely skirts on - not all of them- just those who are too mousey and socially inadequate to think they can do better.
I apologise in advance to the drunk fat mousey inadequate tassley skirt wearing hippy/soft rock birds on this forum. I'm only going by what I have seen by marcus types and girls they attract.
hey! I used to wear tassely skirts! and sometimes they has little jingly things on too! 
Far too harsh 
I can relate to the Morris Dancer
I can relate to the Morris Dancer
Just kidding 
quote:Originally posted by strike:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:quote:Originally posted by BARMY BRUMMIE:
so how many girlfriends has he had????
he might have had one or two back in the 80s when DeBarge (or whatever they were called) were around.... oh yeah an Bono out of U2 used to have the short/long look didnt he??
Marcus is obviously still living in those days seeing as he only feels the need have the front of his hair cut....
How many girlfriends? Do we include the blow up dolls in this equation? if not then none.
a blow up doll would knock that gobshite back.
quote:Marcus "i don't do anything to attract women i just stand around looking mean..
On the internet?
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Over compensating for a tiny penis and a bald patch.
So much in common with Lisa then?
quote:Originally posted by Tiddly~Wink:quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Over compensating for a tiny penis and a bald patch.
So much in common with Lisa then?
LMAO just spluttered my drink..
quote:Originally posted by Blizzie:quote:Marcus "i don't do anything to attract women i just stand around looking mean..
On the internet?
Sssssh but I've been known to on occasions too - but I bluddy swear, I used to go to these Rock nights and every time you would see the gimpiest men getting attention from birds too drunk and too desperate to see how gimpy they actually were. Its probably the same where ever you go but this image stayed with me - maybe cos a couple of the girls were people I really liked but they didnt believe in themselves enough and also wanted men that they thought were like rockstars....low standards made them not realise that just cos they wear leather and grow their hair doesnt make them cool.quote:Originally posted by fookat:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Drunk fat hippy/soft rock birds with tassely skirts on - not all of them- just those who are too mousey and socially inadequate to think they can do better.
I apologise in advance to the drunk fat mousey inadequate tassley skirt wearing hippy/soft rock birds on this forum. I'm only going by what I have seen by marcus types and girls they attract.
HaAHahaaha ooooh hark at me!
quote:Originally posted by MoFo:Sssssh but I've been known to on occasions too - but I bluddy swear, I used to go to these Rock nights and every time you would see the gimpiest men getting attention from birds too drunk and too desperate to see how gimpy they actually were. Its probably the same where ever you go but this image stayed with me - maybe cos a couple of the girls were people I really liked but they didnt believe in themselves enough and also wanted men that they thought were like rockstars....low standards made them not realise that just cos they wear leather and grow their hair doesnt make them cool.quote:Originally posted by fookat:quote:Originally posted by MoFo:
Drunk fat hippy/soft rock birds with tassely skirts on - not all of them- just those who are too mousey and socially inadequate to think they can do better.
I apologise in advance to the drunk fat mousey inadequate tassley skirt wearing hippy/soft rock birds on this forum. I'm only going by what I have seen by marcus types and girls they attract.
HaAHahaaha ooooh hark at me!