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Fab!
Lets put it this way Spidey.....
If I never ever wanted to have sex with Senor Reyes ever again...I'd picture Marcus bearing down on me.
If I never ever wanted to have sex with Senor Reyes ever again...I'd picture Marcus bearing down on me.
if i had a husband or a b/f come to that i hope i wouldnt.
im missing out int i
im missing out int i
well, if you run out of condoms...
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
quote:Originally posted by Senora Reyes:
Lets put it this way Spidey.....
If I never ever wanted to have sex with Senor Reyes ever again...I'd picture Marcus bearing down on me.
quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
Seriously!????!!!! omg he would put me off sex for life!!
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
eewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
I wouldn't go within a mile of him let alone think of having sex with him, yuck, yuck, yuck
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
Perhaps men who suffer from premature ejaculation image they are making love to Marcus in the hope that it will delay things for them.
lol.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
In fairness he was just having a laff ... 
Although secretly hoping it was true of course ...
Although secretly hoping it was true of course ...
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:lol.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
glad i dint ask ya about me car sunday now.
you would have given up on me within a minute.
He was joking!
quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I wouldn't go within a mile of him let alone think of having sex with him, yuck, yuck, yuck
He is just so vile n God how can he think any woman would fancy him
i'm not a mechanic.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:lol.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
glad i dint ask ya about me car sunday now.
you would have given up on me within a minute.
he was joking.quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I wouldn't go within a mile of him let alone think of having sex with him, yuck, yuck, yuck
He is just so vile n God how can he think any woman would fancy him
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:i'm not a mechanic.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:lol.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
glad i dint ask ya about me car sunday now.
you would have given up on me within a minute.
no the cars fine...it werent nothing like that,
forget it.lol
What can we say now that hasn't been said before? A Big Brother LEGEND.
quote:Originally posted by Free Thinking:
What can we say now that hasn't been said before? A Big Brother LEGEND.
Don't always like/agree with Marcus but some of his one liners are top quality.
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:he was joking.quote:Originally posted by ilovewillyoung:quote:Originally posted by Yellow Rose:
I wouldn't go within a mile of him let alone think of having sex with him, yuck, yuck, yuck
He is just so vile n God how can he think any woman would fancy him
ok a lot of fm think he is joking but i really think he thinks he is a sex God
n like i9 said on anotherr thread i would rather stick pins in my eyesquote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:i'm not a mechanic.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:lol.quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
pmsl im a true blonde int i,
u always have to explain to me
glad i dint ask ya about me car sunday now.
you would have given up on me within a minute.
no the cars fine...it werent nothing like that,
forget it.lol
back at ya!!!
quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:quote:Originally posted by Justafriend:quote:Originally posted by JacksonB:
well, if you run out of condoms...
you sell cars and condoms
the pope has declared marcus as evil , he's more effective than the pill.
Ha ha haaaaaaaaaaaaa!
I'd rather boil my own head in acid thanks...
Oh, the fantasies I have had about Marcus! I am blushing at the very thought.
My fingers gently toying with his luxurious mane, brushing my cheek against his manly whiskers. I won't go any further for fear of embarrassment. He is a sex god.
Then again, my husband does look like Paul Daniels. So I'm pretty desperate.
My fingers gently toying with his luxurious mane, brushing my cheek against his manly whiskers. I won't go any further for fear of embarrassment. He is a sex god.
Then again, my husband does look like Paul Daniels. So I'm pretty desperate.
I feeel nauseos
That is how I feel when I think of Mr stinky E.T. lookalike!
The thought makes me
quote:Originally posted by Forest:
Oh, the fantasies I have had about Marcus! I am blushing at the very thought.
My fingers gently toying with his luxurious mane, brushing my cheek against his manly whiskers. I won't go any further for fear of embarrassment. He is a sex god.
Then again, my husband does look like Paul Daniels. So I'm pretty desperate.
pmsl
quote:Originally posted by Lord Lucan:quote:Originally posted by Forest:
Oh, the fantasies I have had about Marcus! I am blushing at the very thought.
My fingers gently toying with his luxurious mane, brushing my cheek against his manly whiskers. I won't go any further for fear of embarrassment. He is a sex god.
Then again, my husband does look like Paul Daniels. So I'm pretty desperate.
pmsl
Although the thought of Marcus heaving and grunting away makes me feel a bit
OMG Toid
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
Not this woman. EEEYYYUUUKKKplease stopquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
I feel illquote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:please stopquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
...sweat dripping off his whiskers...
ha I feel better now the illusion has been shattered, he can't be that good that he sweatsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:please stopquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
...sweat dripping off his whiskers...
quote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:please stopquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
...sweat dripping off his whiskers...
Reeking of BO
quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:ha I feel better now the illusion has been shattered, he can't be that good that he sweatsquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:please stopquote:Originally posted by Demantoid:quote:Originally posted by love greek sunsets:
OMG Toid
Wonder what expression he pulls at the "crucial" moment?
...sweat dripping off his whiskers...
It's not the quality, it's the effort. He probably has to wring his vest out afterwards