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Marcus acts like some sort of stupid teenage idiot around women. He has a d**k, wants to put it somewhere but doesn't have a clue how to go about it.

I can't believe he's 30 something, he has no maturity or finesse. At first i thought he was on a wind up but i now think this is really him, he's so uncouth and seems totally ignorant of the fact that he is that uncouth which is the scary thing.
Penelope Pitstop
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
I've just remembered another Marcus comment, from last night!

"We're all going to pile one into Sophie"!! Sick
yes and what was the thing about "fly by bumming" ?


Drive-by Bumming - an amazing idea from Marcus! Roll Eyes

I mentioned it on page two, last post. Glance
Drive by, yes sorry, God he is a filthy pig.
FM
Whilst I'd never behave like him, I think he's harmless and probably is quite honourable (in his own way) and if he thought anyone objected to the way he talked to someone then he would stop. I think he's just very blunt and yes he uses 'laddish' (bad, crude whatever!) but essentially I think he wouldn't harm a fly.. but who knows...*waits for the scandal stories in the newspapers* Ninja

When he quite correctly (imo) told the 'blondes' why they were HM's at the beginning - i.e. for their looks and bodies..he was quite right..but it was all down hill for him with Sophie and Carly from there
Perones
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Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
jesus!!!! why dont ya stick to what you KNOW instead of what you THINK or FEEL?
ANYONE can make up nasty spitefull shit about a HM they dont like, doesnt make it TRUE though does it?
cause, I FEEL that anyone who makes a "big deal" over whether a bloke has had a G/F or not , or a person who decides someone is "a perv" based on a "look" MUST therefore be pretty nasty n spitefull themseves,
just MY opinion of course.


It's actually quite useful to be able to 'read' people's faces, OHG.

When I try to read Marcus's face, the pages are stuck together. Glance


Well said Blizzie Clapping and by the way old hippy guy, yes it is a gut feeling I have about him and yes, watching how he reacts to things and the things he says DOES make me 'feel' that he has no experience with women. What's wrong with that? How else can we suss out the HMs other than their behaviour? He is a slimey, dirty old git most sane women would run a mile from and he smells Big Grin.


ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.
old hippy guy
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
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Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
jesus!!!! why dont ya stick to what you KNOW instead of what you THINK or FEEL?
ANYONE can make up nasty spitefull shit about a HM they dont like, doesnt make it TRUE though does it?
cause, I FEEL that anyone who makes a "big deal" over whether a bloke has had a G/F or not , or a person who decides someone is "a perv" based on a "look" MUST therefore be pretty nasty n spitefull themseves,
just MY opinion of course.

It's actually quite useful to be able to 'read' people's faces, OHG.
When I try to read Marcus's face, the pages are stuck together. Glance

Well said Blizzie Clapping and by the way old hippy guy, yes it is a gut feeling I have about him and yes, watching how he reacts to things and the things he says DOES make me 'feel' that he has no experience with women. What's wrong with that? How else can we suss out the HMs other than their behaviour? He is a slimey, dirty old git most sane women would run a mile from and he smells Big Grin.

ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.

Laugh PMSL
Sexy_Kelly
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.


Age - LooksBonus + Baldyness + Bodyhair - Famouspersonbonus = Pervyness.

If the Pervyness is greater than 30 you are doomed to the realms of the rubber mac brigade.

There is also the utter bastard to women bonus that only applies sometimes but I couldnt figure out how to factor that in.
CaptVimes
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Originally posted by Moonbeams:
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
I've just remembered another Marcus comment, from last night!

"We're all going to pile one into Sophie"!! Sick


Where was Kris when all this was happening?


In bed beside Charlie! He even had the cheek to tell Freddie to go and tell the ones in the lounge to keep the noise down. Irony...much? Laugh
FM
I think it's funny that people are banging on about Marcus's potty/smutty mouth and how iccky it makes em feel when this place and, the old C4 in particular, became nowt but smut to the point of almost being cybersecs in some threads or fighty stuff and not a lot else.. I stopped reading there as it made me feel the exact same as Maruc's sexual comments make me feel.. and anybody else non stop sexual stuff would make me feel regardless of their age.. bit pot kettle isn't it?

I am not against a bit of inuendo here and there, or now and again but not constantly in every thread like it had got on C4, but I can't see any difference to what he does and what a lot on here do/did non stop tbh Laugh

***legs it before is deaded Razzer***
Mount Olympus *Olly*
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.


Everyone hates Kris anyway, without him coming out with revolting comments! Laugh
Blizz'ard
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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.


Age - LooksBonus + Baldyness + Bodyhair - Famouspersonbonus = Pervyness.

If the Pervyness is greater than 30 you are doomed to the realms of the rubber mac brigade.

There is also the utter bastard to women bonus that only applies sometimes but I couldnt figure out how to factor that in.


nail on head, it DOES seem that one can ONLY be a perv, or a dirty OLD man if the person making the comment DOESNT find you attractive.
go to go n do stuff for while..........I SHALL return..
old hippy guy
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Originally posted by Skylark24:
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Originally posted by fracas:
Marcus is more self-deprecating than he's given credit for. Why do people take him so literally? It's obvious that man's havin a craic, so why is it so hard for some people to see that?

He's brilliant, I would buy him a pint anytime Nod

Thumbs Up
Did you watch thru the night ?


Nope, but people have been calling him a perv for ages, when all I see is a funny wind up merchant Big Grin

I believe that last night he was on about fanny licking and drive by bumming. If his previous is anything to go by, I imagine I will be laughing my head off.

Nothing he has said up to now has made me think 'perv' and I look forward to a bit of last night's footage on the HL show.

I heart Marcus Valentine
fracas
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Originally posted by fracas:
Nope, but people have been calling him a perv for ages, when all I see is a funny wind up merchant Big Grin

I believe that last night he was on about fanny licking and drive by bumming. If his previous is anything to go by, I imagine I will be laughing my head off.

Nothing he has said up to now has made me think 'perv' and I look forward to a bit of last night's footage on the HL show.

I heart Marcus Valentine


I'm not sure that they'll be showing any of it!

I doubt many people find the idea of anal rape that hilarious, or amazing, as Marcus said! Wink
Blizz'ard
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I cannot understand why the girls in there let him get away with some of the comments he makes.



Is this the same girls who walk around in skimpy outfits with their boobs and bums hanging out for all to ogle and be talked about.

The same girls whose only input into the house is as a sex vision and not personality one, cause lets be fair neither of them have a personality.

Marcus may letch, he may be tactless, but i see it as a tongue in cheek way.

What if Kris had asked Sophie if she likes her f***y licked would that have been ok Ninja
B
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.


Age - LooksBonus + Baldyness + Bodyhair - Famouspersonbonus = Pervyness.

If the Pervyness is greater than 30 you are doomed to the realms of the rubber mac brigade.

There is also the utter bastard to women bonus that only applies sometimes but I couldnt figure out how to factor that in.


nail on head, it DOES seem that one can ONLY be a perv, or a dirty OLD man if the person making the comment DOESNT find you attractive.
go to go n do stuff for while..........I SHALL return..


What a load of bollox. It doesn't matter (to me anyway) WHAT Marcus looks like. The things he says, the way he leers at the girls and his disgusting, crude comments make him at 35, a dirty old man who is coming across as sexually immature. And he does smell because Karly mentioned it in the DR and other HMs have said the same (Lisa mentioned it when they were at the sofas a few weeks ago and everyone there agreed).
Lord Lucan
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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
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I cannot understand why the girls in there let him get away with some of the comments he makes.



Is this the same girls who walk around in skimpy outfits with their boobs and bums hanging out for all to ogle and be talked about.

The same girls whose only input into the house is as a sex vision and not personality one, cause lets be fair neither of them have a personality.

Marcus may letch, he may be tactless, but i see it as a tongue in cheek way.

What if Kris had asked Sophie if she likes her f***y licked would that have been ok Ninja


Charlie and Kris wear far less than the girls, most of the time, don't they? Glance

And I don't think any man would get away with asking questions like that.

It's a bit of a silly question anyway, unless he's never had a girlfriend! Wink
Blizz'ard
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Originally posted by Blizzie:
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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
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I cannot understand why the girls in there let him get away with some of the comments he makes.



Is this the same girls who walk around in skimpy outfits with their boobs and bums hanging out for all to ogle and be talked about.

The same girls whose only input into the house is as a sex vision and not personality one, cause lets be fair neither of them have a personality.

Marcus may letch, he may be tactless, but i see it as a tongue in cheek way.

What if Kris had asked Sophie if she likes her f***y licked would that have been ok Ninja


Charlie and Kris wear far less than the girls, most of the time, don't they? Glance

And I don't think any man would get away with asking questions like that.

It's a bit of a silly question anyway, unless he's never had a girlfriend! Wink


Aye true but they dont have a f***y Ninja Big Grin...ok Charlie might Eeker

The question was certainly below the belt (as it were Ninja) agreed
B
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Originally posted by Towno Smiler:
He's certainly got a funny way with women. I think he must watch a lot of porn to associate women as bits of meat as much as he does. Just my opinion.

Last night on live feed he was asking Sree what he'd do on leaving the house. Marcus then said he'd have "fish and chips then intercourse"

Whether or not he's had a girlfriend I've no idea, but he deffo thinks he's onto a sure fire winner once he leaves the house. Laugh

I agree.

Who says 'intercourse'? LOL Laugh
Katerina
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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
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I cannot understand why the girls in there let him get away with some of the comments he makes.



Is this the same girls who walk around in skimpy outfits with their boobs and bums hanging out for all to ogle and be talked about.

The same girls whose only input into the house is as a sex vision and not personality one, cause lets be fair neither of them have a personality.

Marcus may letch, he may be tactless, but i see it as a tongue in cheek way.

What if Kris had asked Sophie if she likes her f***y licked would that have been ok Ninja


Nope it wouldn't have been okay no matter WHO said it. As for the girls parading around half naked, why can't British men be more mature (like the Scandanavians for instance) instead of making childish, stupid, Benny Hill type references whenever they see women's breasts.
Lord Lucan
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Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
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Originally posted by Bovrilking:
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I cannot understand why the girls in there let him get away with some of the comments he makes.



Is this the same girls who walk around in skimpy outfits with their boobs and bums hanging out for all to ogle and be talked about.

The same girls whose only input into the house is as a sex vision and not personality one, cause lets be fair neither of them have a personality.

Marcus may letch, he may be tactless, but i see it as a tongue in cheek way.

What if Kris had asked Sophie if she likes her f***y licked would that have been ok Ninja


Nope it wouldn't have been okay no matter WHO said it. As for the girls parading around half naked, why can't British men be more mature (like the Scandanavians for instance) instead of making childish, stupid, Benny Hill type references whenever they see women's breasts.


I am a bum man myself Nod

Hey if i saw Sophie standing next to me in her skimpy outfit i can guarantee a boner in the making, does that make me a perv Ninja
B
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Originally posted by Lord Lucan:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
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Originally posted by CaptVimes:
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Originally posted by old hippy guy:
ya know, I WISH someone would tell ME what the " cut off " age is!
ya know where a bloke STOPS being a "normal" young man, and becomes a "DIRTY OLD man" it would certainly help stop any confusion,
see there ya have Kris, a 20 something ( but lets not forget that he is tanned and apparently good looking)
and Marcus, a 30 something bloke who aint so "good looking" therefore he is a "dirty old man" and a "perv" OR God forbid "a bus driver" oh and lets not forget the henious crime of having facial hair,
and I MUST get me one of these "smelly tellies" that lots of you seem to have.
I have NO problem AT ALL with people not liking Marcus,
its the childish spiteful REASONS that SOME FMs give, that gives ME a greater insight into the type of person THEY are than it ever will of the HM they are posting about.


Age - LooksBonus + Baldyness + Bodyhair - Famouspersonbonus = Pervyness.

If the Pervyness is greater than 30 you are doomed to the realms of the rubber mac brigade.

There is also the utter bastard to women bonus that only applies sometimes but I couldnt figure out how to factor that in.


nail on head, it DOES seem that one can ONLY be a perv, or a dirty OLD man if the person making the comment DOESNT find you attractive.
go to go n do stuff for while..........I SHALL return..


What a load of bollox. It doesn't matter (to me anyway) WHAT Marcus looks like. The things he says, the way he leers at the girls and his disgusting, crude comments make him at 35, a dirty old man who is coming across as sexually immature. And he does smell because Karly mentioned it in the DR and other HMs have said the same (Lisa mentioned it when they were at the sofas a few weeks ago and everyone there agreed).
Kris has leered at them just as much when the girls have been doing their pole dance and nuts routines. Its also worth remembering that Karly has stated she wants to be a porn star when she acts disgusted at things.

Marcus is very foul mouthed and incredibly rude and he swears to get a reaction which is quite common in some people (remember Tina Malone doing it in CBB but nobody called her a dirty old woman or a perv). Its basic transport/working mans club language which shows he doesnt spend much time in polite company.

As to the smell. The same housemates have said Freddy doesnt do any work and that he alienates himself from the group. They are a bit to economical with the truth for my liking.
CaptVimes

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