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Originally posted by langster:
LAst nights HL show where he came out with yet another absolute beauty.

"I have completed the ultimate Karate test where I had to fight 100 people one after the other" "my feet had blisters on blisters like 5 times and were like broken glass and hot lava bhad been poured over them"
Very Mitty!!
I was almost crying with laughter.

What a wazzock!

I was more but you are right what he comes out with is classic (rubbish).

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Originally posted by watcher1:

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Originally posted by langster:
LAst nights HL show where he came out with yet another absolute beauty.

"I have completed the ultimate Karate test where I had to fight 100 people one after the other" "my feet had blisters on blisters like 5 times and were like broken glass and hot lava bhad been poured over them"

I was almost crying with laughter.

What a wazzock!

Oops1 Response came out in wrong place. Meant to add 'Very Mitty!!'

35 years old, and craving attention. He comes out with so much boloni its SO ANNOYING!

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Originally posted by langster:
LAst nights HL show where he came out with yet another absolute beauty.

"I have completed the ultimate Karate test where I had to fight 100 people one after the other" "my feet had blisters on blisters like 5 times and were like broken glass and hot lava bhad been poured over them"

I was almost crying with laughter.

What a wazzock!

Me too - I think he's hilarious

"I had to crawl everywhere for 3 days."

Just heard another on last night's LF, if anyone tried to take him away from the house when he's watching Noirin put her makeup on he would fight tooth and nail not to leave

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Originally posted by Sunnie:
Just heard another on last night's LF, if anyone tried to take him away from the house when he's watching Noirin put her makeup on he would fight tooth and nail not to leave

Another classic!

Marcus is a grade A numpty...but he has to stay in to wind up/get evicted Team Lisa

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Originally posted by Sunnie:
Just heard another on last night's LF, if anyone tried to take him away from the house when he's watching Noirin put her makeup on he would fight tooth and nail not to leave

and ppl call Fredie weird?!

When they asked him in the DR, "Marcus, what are your thoughts about Friday ? "

He replied "Well... its the day after the Thursday, and the day before Saturday. That much is true"

He's quite dry


Also, when a HM asked how many action figures he owned, he said " Not many - about two thousand".

( I also like the fact that he doesn't take them out of the box cos they look better there, he doesn't want to be disappointed )

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Originally posted by Sunnie:
Just heard another on last night's LF, if anyone tried to take him away from the house when he's watching Noirin put her makeup on he would fight tooth and nail not to leave

Ohh I'd forgotten about those gems! His little speech to her about how if he could spend the rest of his time frozen watching her put makeup on he'd be the happiest person in the whole world

Not to mention "I could kill him wiv me eyebrow"

LOL!

I could definitely do the same jokes as I did for Mario last year. I.E. The modified Chuck Norris Jokes, "superman goes to bed wearing Marcus pyjamas" etc. But I did it last year for Marcus so it wouldn't be as funny. But it would certainly work the same with him as it did Mario.